shout your confessions

[magicsprice]

I saw this elsewhere at Boomtown and it amused me enough that I decided to steal it and post it here for the amusement of our cast.

So, here you go~

SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME!!!

1. Post your character shouting a confession. ALL CAPS LOCK, ALL THE TIME.
2. ICly react to others' confessions.
3. That's it. That's the meme.

Comments

[crowsicle]

I GOT LEGS

responses don't have to be shouted right??

[earlybird]

Pics or it didn't happen.

--You do have pants though, right?

[ He does not want to see pics sans pants, thanks. ]

[magicsprice]

I WOULD ACTUALLY MISS A FEW PEOPLE HERE SHOULD THEY DEPART PERMANENTLY FROM THE CITY.

[bifroster]

AWWWWWWW

THE SAME BACK TO YOU, MR. GOLD.

[sickjoke]

I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH STEVE ROGERS.

ALSO I HAVE A SEVERE DISTRUST OF AUTHORITY AND HE'S CAPTAIN FREAKING AMERICA THIS IS SOMETIMES A PROBLEM FOR US.

[pocketmobster]

LITERALLY EVERYONE KNEW THIS!

[shwarm_after]

I'M ACTUALLY GRATEFUL TO SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE HERE AND I KIND OF APPRECIATE THEM.

[captain_asthmatic]

NAME NAMES OR IT DOESN'T COUNT, STARK.

[halfclock]

I AM BECOMING INCREASINGLY CONCERNED ABOUT THE STATE OF MY SANITY, AND AM TERRIFIED AND DISGUSTED BY MY OWN EMPATHY DISORDER.

[magicsprice]

TRY BEING MORE SOCIAL. PLAYING THE HERMIT DOESN'T AID IN KEEPING ONE'S SANITY FROM GOING. I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT YOU MIGHT SAY.

[hierophantes]

I HAVE NO CAPACITY FOR EMPATHY.

IT'S KIND OF BECOMING A LARGE PROBLEM.

[halfclock]

WE SHOULD PROBABLY NEVER MEET.

[hellburner]

I USED TO BE QUEEN ELIZABETH THE FIRST AND THAT'S WHY 'FRANCIS DRAKE' HAS TITS 'TIL TUESDAY.

[i'm so sorry.]

[bifroster]

[.....




DUDE WHAT]

[cattish]

NOT ONLY AM I 200 YEARS OLD AND COMPLETELY IMMORTAL, I AM ACTUALLY A CAT THAT LEARNT TO TAKE HUMAN FORM.

I HOLD SOME BITTERNESS TOWARDS HUMANS, BECAUSE IT WAS A HUMAN THAT CURSED ME WITH A HUMAN MIND AND ENDLESS LIFE.

[magicsprice]

I HAVE YOU BEAT ON AGE, MY DEAR. I'M OVER 300 AND IMMORTAL.

I WAS ALSO CURSED WITH IMMORTALITY BY ANOTHER HUMAN.

[bifroster]

WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST WOMAN ON THE MOON.

I DO NOT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS STILL POSSIBLE FOR ME.

[magicsprice]

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOON?

[questionslinger]

I AM REALLY NERVOUS HOW MANY OF YOU ARE GOING TO FIGURE OUT I AM BUGFUCK NUTS FROM MY MENTAL LANDSCAPE.

[magicsprice]

I WAS ONCE THAT WAY MYSELF. NOT A PLEASANT SITUATION, I KNOW.

[pocketmobster]

I...

I.........

I.....

[pocketmobster]

I REALLY...FUCKING LOVE SWEETS, GODDAMMIT!

[untilavalon]

I'M INCREDIBLY UNSURE ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT I'M ACTUALLY READING MODERN SOCIAL AND HUMOUR CUES CORRECTLY!

[crowsicle]

dont worry your majesty youre doing fine

[bangbaby]

THERE ARE NOT NEARLY ENOUGH BROTHERS IN THIS PLACE FOR ME TO FEEL EVEN RELATIVELY COMFORTABLE!

nope no shouty he is done with that

[earlybird]

At least you don't have to put up with a pretentious dick [ GILGAMESH ] being the only other person from a similar ethnic background. It's the small blessings in life that get us through the day, Hawkins.

[missleadingquestions]

I'M ACTUALLY REALLY INSECURE ABOUT BEING USELESS TO NICK AND MY FRIENDS AND BEING FUTURE MASTER OF KURAIN!

AND KUZURYUU'S A BIG PAIN IN THE BUTT FOR POINTING OUT I DIDN'T CONFESS ANYTHING YET!

[pocketmobster]

CALLING ME A PAIN IN THE ASS ISN'T A CONFESSION!!!

[earlybird]

DICK GRAYSON WEARS SUPERMAN BOXERS BECAUSE HE'S A STUPID FANBOY.

[ HEY WE NEVER SAID WHO THE CONFESSION HAD TO ACTUALLY BELONG TO, RIGHT? ]

[crowsicle]

LMFAO
is that even legal in your house

[goldeneyeball]

I DON'T EVEN TRY TO MAKE FRIENDS ANYMORE BECAUSE THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME I'VE BEEN THROWN INTO ANOTHER WORLD AND I MISS ALL MY OLD ONES.

[missleadingquestions]

WE'LL JUST MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU INSTEAD, OLD MAN!

[ichoosefight]

I'M NOT ACTUALLY A BITCH, I JUST ACT LIKE ONE SO EVERYBODY WILL LEAVE ME ALONE TO WALLOW IN SELF-PITY

[pocketmobster]

Aah...was that a secret?

[batsdontdance]

DAMIAN WAYNE LIKES TO PUT STICKERS OF CARTOONS ON ALL OF HIS GEAR.

WHEN HE WAS A TODDLER HE HAD A BAD DREAM AND REFUSED TO SLEEP IN HIS OWN ROOM.

[Two can play at this game brat.]

[crowsicle]

SNRK.

[entercheats]

...Confessions, huh? Hmmmmm...

[Give her a moment - she has to think carefully about this.]

[entercheats]

[.........]

[falkeditupagain]

SOME DEAD PEOPLE ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE AND I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM.

[missleadingquestions]

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T MEET MY SISTER, THEN.

[mortality jokes are always appropriate right]

[doeeyed]

I THINK I MAY BE ATTRACTED TO DOUCHEBAGS. OR MAYBE JUST ONE IN PARTICULAR.

[missleadingquestions]

THAT DOESN'T SOUND HEALTHY.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

BUNK BEDS ARE AMAZING! NOTHING BEATS A BED WITH A LADDER!

EXCEPT MAYBE BOW TIES AND FEZZES!

[bossily]

THIS IS THE ACTUAL WORST ATTEMPT AT A CONFESSION I'VE EVER HEARD.

[airshipcaptain]

I THINK I HAVE A BOYFRIEND BACK HOME BUT I'M NOT SURE.

[doeeyed]

WAIT, YOU HAVE A WHAT?

[magaleta]

I BARELY KNOW ANYONE HERE AND I'M HONESTLY A LITTLE SCARED AND I THINK I'M ALSO DEAD? WAS? I DON'T KNOW?

[missleadingquestions]

YOU SHOULD INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO PEOPLE! SOME OF US AREN'T ACTUALLY SCARY!

[buckstopshere]

SO I THINK I JUST FOUND OUT MY FUTURE BACK HOME IS TO DIE YOUNG AND TRAGICALLY.

ALSO I HAVE A SON? I'M NOT SURE WHICH I'M MORE PANICKED ABOUT??

[doeeyed]

OH GOD WHO LET YOU REPRODUCE.

[Yeah probably don't want to ask that Lily, especially considering how irrationally guilty you feel about that.]