shout your confessions

[magicsprice]

I saw this elsewhere at Boomtown and it amused me enough that I decided to steal it and post it here for the amusement of our cast.

So, here you go~

SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME!!!

1. Post your character shouting a confession. ALL CAPS LOCK, ALL THE TIME.
2. ICly react to others' confessions.
3. That's it. That's the meme.

Comments

[pocketmobster]

SHUT UP IT'S REALLY FUCKIN' HARD TO THINK OF NONVIOLENT THREATS

[sickjoke]

YOU'RE SO DANG ADORABLE

THIS IS WHY STEVE AND I ARE GOING TO ADOPT YOU

[pocketmobster]

I'M IN THE YAKUZA!

[sickjoke]

STILL GETTING ADOPTED

[pocketmobster]

I'M TECHNICALLY AN ADULT YOU CAN'T ADOPT ME

[sickjoke]

TOO LATE TOTALLY ADOPTED YOU

[pocketmobster]

I WANT TO SEE THE PAPERWORK ON THIS SHIT

[sickjoke]

I'M A VIGILANTE WE DON'T DO THAT PAPERWORK CRAP.

[pocketmobster]

THAT'S ILLEGAL!!

[sickjoke]

VICTIMLESS CRIME.

[pocketmobster]

THERE IS NO SUCH FUCKING THING

[sickjoke]

SURE THERE IS

[pocketmobster]

IF THERE WASN'T THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A CRIME!

[sickjoke]

SPEEDING IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME!

[pocketmobster]

SPEEDING KILLS PEOPLE!

[sickjoke]

NO ACCIDENTS KILL PEOPLE.

[pocketmobster]

ACCIDENTS BECAUSE OF SPEEDING.

[sickjoke]

LOTS OF THINGS CAUSE ACCIDENTS. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE CRIMES!

[pocketmobster]

BUT THE ONES THAT ARE CRIMES ARE!

[sickjoke]

SPEEDING IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME UNTIL IT BECOMES RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT OR VEHICULAR HOMICIDE.

LOOK IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GANGSTER TURNED VIGILANTE YOU NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.

[pocketmobster]

S-SINCE WHEN WAS I GONNA BE A VIGILANTE?!

[sickjoke]

SINCE YOU WERE ADOPTED BY SUPERHEROES.

[pocketmobster]

DON'T I GET A FUCKING SAY IN WHO GETS CUSTODY OF ME?

[sickjoke]

NOPE.

[pocketmobster]

YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T A VICTIMLESS CRIME?

KIDNAPPING.

WHICH IS WHAT THIS BULLSHIT IS.