shout your confessions

[magicsprice]

I saw this elsewhere at Boomtown and it amused me enough that I decided to steal it and post it here for the amusement of our cast.

So, here you go~

SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME!!!

1. Post your character shouting a confession. ALL CAPS LOCK, ALL THE TIME.
2. ICly react to others' confessions.
3. That's it. That's the meme.

Comments

[bossily]

THIS IS THE ACTUAL WORST ATTEMPT AT A CONFESSION I'VE EVER HEARD.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

YOUR NOSE IS FUNNY, CLARA.

[bossily]

WHAT?

MY NOSE IS PERFECT. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BEAUTY. SINCE, YOU KNOW, YOU STRONGLY RESEMBLE A FERRET. OR MAYBE A GIRAFFE.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T PERFECT. IT CAN BE PERFECTLY FUNNY:

... A FERRET? OR A GIRAFFE ...
YOU DO KNOW THAT THOSE TWO ANIMALS ARE NOT ALIKE AT ALL, DON'T YOU, MISS SCHOOLTEACHER?

[bossily]

MY NOSE ISN'T FUNNY!

ALSO. THE FERRET'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HARDLY HOLD STILL AND YOU'RE WIRY. THE GIRAFFE IS BECAUSE YOU LOOK AWKWARD AND OFTEN RESEMBLE A GIRAFFE THAT'S CHOKING ON A LEAF. YOU'RE MAKING THE FACE RIGHT NOW, I WAGER.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

THE GOOD KIND OF FUNNY, YES. IT MOVES WHEN YOU EAT.

... SO NOT MAKING THE FACE. THAT I NEVER MAKE, I MEAN. NOT MAKING IT. EVER.
ALSO NOT GLAD YOU DID NOT SEE ME DANCE, NOPE.

SITTING STILL IS BORING BTW.

[bossily]

YOU WATCH ME WHEN I EAT?

1/2

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

YOU DON'T?

2/2

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

IT'S ALSO WHEN YOU TALK. SOMETIMES.

IF I AM A FERRET-GIRAFFE, YOU ARE MY RODENT FRIEND.

[bossily]

I AM NOT!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

WHAT? RODENTS ARE ADORABLE AND SHORT!

[bossily]

RODENTS CARRY DISEASES AND EAT GARBAGE.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

GIRAFFES HAVE A REALLY LONG NECK AND WEIRDLY SHAPED SPOTS ON THEIR BODY!

I WILL LOOK AFTER YOU SO THAT YOU SKIP THE GARBAGE AND STAY HEALTHY.

[bossily]

I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TRUST YOU TO PROPERLY LOOK AFTER ME.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

I WILL TRY MY UTMOST? ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?

[bossily]

NOT SURE IF IT IS ANYMORE.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

CLARA ...

[bossily]

WHAT?

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

I PROMISE TO ALWAYS TAKE PROPERLY GOOD CARE OF YOU, TO ALWAYS BE WITH YOU THROUGH SICKNESS AND HEALTH, TO NOT ABANDON YOU ON FOREIGN PLANETS OR UNFAMILIAR BEACHES.

[bossily]

THAT SOUNDS A BIT TOO MUCH LIKE A WEDDING VOW FOR MY LIKING.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

IT'S A COMPANION VOW, WHICH IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT, CLARA.

[bossily]

YOU DON'T HAVE COMPANION VOWS. YOU MADE THAT UP, JUST NOW!

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

PROOF THAT TO ME.

[bossily]

YOU NEVER ONCE SAID THEM TO ME BEFORE NOW.

ALSO, YOU MADE ME CRY. NOT MAKING ME CRY SHOULD BE A PART OF YOUR COMPANION VOWS.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

... I GOT DELAYED, THAT'S NOT PROOF. ALSO I THOUGHT THEM. PLENTY A TIME. IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!

I SHALL ADD THAT. IT SHOULD BE A THING, TRUE.

ARE WE GOOD?