rubycity_ooc | shout your confessions

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shout your confessions

I saw this elsewhere ~~at Boomtown~~ and it amused me enough that I decided to steal it and post it here for the amusement of our cast.

So, here you go~

SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME!!!

1. Post your character shouting a confession. ALL CAPS LOCK, ALL THE TIME.
2. ICly react to others' confessions.
3. That's it. That's the meme.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE TOO, EVANS.

...

I'M ON YOUR SIDE, BUT SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR INTELLIGENCE.

YOU ARE THE WORST BLOODY WINGMAN.

I'M TRYING TO BE HUMBLE HERE.

WHAT DO YOU EVEN CALL HUMBLE?!

SHE'LL LIKE ME MORE THAN YOU AT THIS RATE!

WELL I'M NOT GOING TO ASSUME SHE MEANS ME!

...OR IF I AM I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER. SHE BLOODY WELL BARELY TALKS TO ME AS IS.

ALRIGHT, WE JUST NEED TO FIND EXCUSES WHERE SHE HAS TO TALK TO YOU. IN SITUATIONS WHEN YOU'RE NOT LIKELY TO MAKE AN ASS OF YOURSELF.

[ long pause ]

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

...

YOUR SON'S.

WAIT A MINUTE. I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR HOW LONG AND I GET BEATEN BY SOMETHING THAT CAN'T WALK YET?

I GOT HIM A BROOM!

ALSO, IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO GET LILY TO FANCY YOU.

LOOK, SEVEN YEARS AND I'M FINALLY CONVINCED.

REALLY? I OUGHT TO MAKE YOU GODFATHER. WAIT. I DID THAT RIGHT?

OR DID I ACTUALLY FINALLY REALIZE REMUS IS THE BETTER ROLE MODEL?

NO, I WAS BEST MAN AND GODFATHER.

SORRY, YOU STAY DAFT.

TOO IN LOVE WITH ME.

OH, THANK MERLIN, I WAS VERY WORRIED I'D GROW UP TO BECOME ONE OF THOSE SENSIBLE ADULT TYPES.

IS EVANS JEALOUS?

Edited 2014-09-18 00:53 (UTC)

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alwaysimpure - 2014-09-18 00:55 (UTC) - Expand

BUGGER OFF POTTER.

WELL THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION, I THINK.

AND WHAT QUESTION WOULD THAT BE?

WELL YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE TALKING ABOUT.

OR ARE YOU JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET NOW?

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.

AND FOR MERLIN'S SAKE IT'S NOT PLAYING HARD TO GET.

FINE. THEN GIVE ME A NAME. WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU CAN'T BLOODY WELL JUST SHOUT ABOUT IT AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BLOODY BUSINESS.

AND YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT I CAN.

YOU KNOW, YOUR REFUSAL IS RATHER INCRIMINATING, EVANS.

INCRIMINATING FOR WHAT?

IF IT WASN'T ME YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT I THINK YOU'D BE DYING TO TELL ME WHICH GUY ACTUALLY GOT YOUR ATTENTION.

OR AM I WRONG?

...

[TURNING AS RED AS HER HAIR CURRENTLY.]

DID I NOT TELL YOU TO BUGGER OFF POTTER? ARE YOU THAT BAD AT FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS?

WELL, YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT. THAT'S WHAT MY PROFESSORS TELL ME.

BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I WAS WRONG ~

Edited 2014-09-18 02:42 (UTC)