+1 Ranger King

[rangerandking]

Hello, Ruby! I'm here to add to your Tolkien count. :D My name is Riddle (some of you may remember me from before) and this sometimes scruffy/sometimes handsome man here is none other than Aragorn II Elessar from Lord of the Rings: Return of the King! (Well, he's taken a little after the end of that movie/book, actually.)

He is about 90 years old - though he doesn't look it - and he comes with a shiny crown!

Feel free to add me on Plurk @ tiger_eyes and/or PM me any time you want. ♥

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[cursedtosleep]

EEEEEEE RIDDLE!

Hello! It's Jax! I play Aurora, Satine, and Ritsuka here!

[rangerandking]

Jax! ♥ How have you been? :D

[cursedtosleep]

GOOD! I'm so excited! I've missed playing with you!

[rangerandking]

Likewise! And you know I love your Ritsuka and Aurora. :3 I'm looking forward to threading with Satine too!

[cursedtosleep]

You're Aragorn is amazing so you can definitely expect them to come your way (and maybe a courtesan).

[rangerandking]

;-; ♥ Thank you so much!

[vaultofstars]

/sits on

HI I AM KATY

and I play his foster-father.

[rangerandking]

/hugs

Foster-father hugs will happen, jsyk.

[vaultofstars]

/chinhands


Bring it on, little nephew.

[rangerandking]

What is shame. Replace Haldir with Elrond!

[vaultofstars]

/dies and is ded of cute.

also I headcanon Elrond as standing about three or four inches taller than Aragorn. He comes from lines of giants.

[rangerandking]

Haha them tall Elves. Aragorn is 6'6", so that would make Elrond 6'9"/7'0".

Basketball would be easy.

[vaultofstars]

the above scene was just on my tv. /sobbing

Yeah, he'd be about 6'9". Considering Elendil, Turgon and Thingol's height, I figured it wasn't much of a stretch.

Haha, his family would pwn at basketball.

[rangerandking]

DRINK IT IN.

It's not a stretch at all. Aragorn inherited that height from somewhere. I imagine Elros was just as tall as Elrond.

They'd just keep dunking and win every game.

[vaultofstars]

/just facepalms.


That's about what I was thinking.

Quick, someone introduce the Tolkien cast to basketball.

[rangerandking]

You know your heart is warmer.

They'd rule all the worlds at it!

But they'd have to include Sauron. I think he was...nine feet or something?

[vaultofstars]

Is not.

They would!


... except no Sauron. Nope. Elrond will be a party pooper on that.

[rangerandking]

Is too.

What about Maedhros then? He was eight feet.

UGH ELVES BEING SO TALL. I FEEL LIKE A HOBBIT.

[vaultofstars]

Pbbbt.

Mae is acceptable.

[rangerandking]

I'll just be over here, braiding all Elven hair ever before the big game.

[notpaidenough]

Hello Riddle! :D

And oooh, shiny crown.

[rangerandking]

Hai! :D :D :D

Everyone loves them, right?

[notpaidenough]

Yes!

And Aragorn's is quite shiny indeed.

[rangerandking]

"The crown, usually placed on the head of the new king by his father ere he died, was as those of the citadel guard, except loftier, pure white, with wings of pearl and silver in the likeness of a seabird. On it were set seven gems of adamant, and at the crown of the helm was set a single jewel, "the light of which went up like a flame"."

Serious shiny.

[belegurth]

ARAGORN! I'm Hebe, I play Thranduil here (I'm just too lazy to log out right now shhh don't mind me). He'll be happy to see someone from their world who isn't a Noldor or a dwarf. He'll take what he can get at this point.

[rangerandking]

MELKOR! >8(

Hehe come on, now. Aragorn likes Thranduil. But he also knows when to hold his tongue too, so there's that.

[belegurth]

MELKOR WANTS TO MAKE FRIENDS TOO OKAY. DON'T BE MEAN ARAGORN.

Haha Thranduil doesn't know Aragorn yet, he's taken from after the Battle of the Five Armies so he'll poke at Aragorn with wariness.

[rangerandking]

YEAH MELKOR WANTS TO BE FRIENDS SO HE CAN USE HIM! ARAGORN KNOWS HOW THAT ENDS.

...and Aragorn will poke back and smile sedately. Maybe talk about Legolas.

[seenthefire]

FINE ARAGORN ISN'T INVITED TO THE AWESOME BALROG PARTY MELKOR WOULD HAVE INVITED HIM AND EVERYTHING IT WAS GOING TO BE AN AWESOME TIME. WAY TO RUIN IT.

Haha Aragorn. Thranduil is still upset over Legolas leaving RC but that makes it all the more fun.

[rangerandking]

BALROGS ARE THE WORST! DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID TO GANDALF? HELL TO THE NO, BRO.

It's a good thing Aragorn is like the most persistent Man ever. Once you're a friend, you're a friend for life!

[seenthefire]

YOUR LOSS.

Good! Thranduil won't know what to make of him at first, he never learned to play nice with others so this is going to be fun.

[rangerandking]

LEAST I'LL LIVE.

Hehe what do we love most about Thranduil? :D

[seenthefire]

It's part of Thranduil's unique charm.

[rangerandking]

This Ranger King can appreciate it.

[songofstaying]

Awwww yessssss!

I'm Jess, I play Finrod! You know, the original owner of that ring you got there, Aragorn. ^_^

[rangerandking]

Finrod! :D He'll be in awe. You guys are going to give him a heart attack.

He takes good care of the ring, he promises!

[songofstaying]

Finrod will be so excited to meet Barahir's/Beren's several-thousand-years'-down-the-line descendant.

Imma go add you on plurk. When you see a randomer with the name 'rhapsodyrumor' that will be me. XD