This never gets old.

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HEART MEME HOW-TO
❤ Comment with your characters!
❤ Others comment ICly (or OOCly, idc) with the relevant hearts!
❤ Discuss ICly if you want! Or OOCly, again idc.
❤ Also, if you think another heart is needed, make it up! You can get color codes here!
❤ Have fun!

❤ "I would kill for you" <font size="5" color="#FF001A" title="I would kill for you">❤</font>	❤ "I love you or could fall in love with you" <font size="5" color="#FF0080" title="I love you or could fall in love with you">❤</font>	❤ "You're my family" <font size="5" color="#B4045F" title="You're my family">❤</font>
❤ "I would date you" <font size="5" color="#FA58F4" title="I would date you">❤</font>	❤ "I would kiss you" <font size="5" color="#BC00F5" title="I would kiss you">❤</font>	❤ "I would hug you or hold your hand" <font size="5" color="#AC58FA" title="I would hug you or hold your hand">❤</font>
❤ "I respect you" <font size="5" color="#784BFF" title="I respect you">❤</font>	❤ "I would rescue you or fight by your side" <font size="5" color="#0404B4" title="I would rescue you or fight by your side">❤</font>	❤ "You are my friend" <font size="5" color="#00C700" title="You are my friend">❤</font>
❤ "I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you" <font size="5" color="#2E64FE" title="I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you">❤</font>	❤ "I would like to get to know you better" <font size="5" color="#58ACFA" title="I would like to get to know you better">❤</font>	❤ "You amuse me" <font size="5" color="#00FFFF" title="You amuse me">❤</font>
❤ "You confuse me or I'm confused about you" <font size="5" color="#088A68" title="You confuse me or I'm confused about you">❤</font>	❤ "You frighten or unsettle me" <font size="5" color="#4C6120" title="You frighten or unsettle me">❤</font>	❤ "You frustrate or annoy me" <font size="5" color="#00FF80" title="You frustrate or annoy me">❤</font>
❤ "I would use/manipulate you" <font size="5" color="#31B404" title="I would use/manipulate you">❤</font>	❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you" <font size="5" color="#FFBF00" title="I would physically or emotionally hurt you">❤</font>	❤ "I would kill you" <font size="5" color="#2D0101" title="I would kill you">❤</font>

Comments

[scary_music]

[Yeah sorry Battler, she does some vague fourth walling in canon and that fourth walling tends to get blown out of proportion in memes]

In that case, we can pretend Ibuki doesn't have a harem here, right??

no numbers nvm i changed my mind JUST THIS TAG

[chestboard]

.....eh....?!

[look at him just staring at her now.] I... I suppose that could be the case, yeah!

[scary_music]

[She laughs a bit]

Such is the power of the meme, Battler-niichan!

[chestboard]

I've never experienced this before!

[well wait he's gonna break the fourth wall again too but just this once-] ....well not in this meme, others in the past but....

Aauuggghh alright, I'm all for it! What the hell- I'm on board!

[scary_music]

Yesssss!!

Let's do it, Battler-niichan!

Let's have another tree climbing race!

[...]

[chestboard]

And when we get to the top, we kiss...?! Ehehehe!

[scary_music]

Sure! The first person to the top gets a smooch!

[... but ... but that just means they get a smooch anyway???]

[chestboard]

Let's do this then, I want a kiss from you-!

[LOOK THERE'S A TREE!!!]

[scary_music]

No way, Ibuki's going to win Battler-niichan's kiss!

[And she races for the tree!]

[chestboard]

[and he's right behind her!!]

Hey hey will I still be a brother if we do this....?!

[scary_music]

Iyan, it'll be a forbidden relationship!!!

[reaches the tree first! Climbing! Now that she's not weighed down by guitar and amp she's... going pretty fast]

[chestboard]

Well yeah bu- oi you're so quick now!

[who the fuck let her out of the zoo?! e-either way!! he reaches the tree as well, climbing it, but she's clearly faster...!!]

[scary_music]

Without the handicap from last time, you don't stand a chance, Batbat-niichan! Ibuki's been climbing trees since she was a cute little babbu Ibuki!

[... okay she hasn't been tree climbing quite that long, but either way she's almost to the top!]

[chestboard]

Youuuu liiiitttlllee.....!!

[and he's right behind her! ...but that's all... he can't win this at all.]

[scary_music]

Oooh, Battler-niichan, just because you're almost a foot taller than Ibuki doesn't mean you should taunt her with how small she is! You'll hurt Ibuki's feelings!

[no she's not really having hurt feelings. Anyway, top get!]

Ibuki wins!

[chestboard]

[and battler comes crawling up behind her. he brings himself up and sits on a branch, looking over at her.]

Haahhhh that felt totally different from last time! You.... really wanted my kiss that badly....?!

[scary_music]

[She carefully settles down into a sitting position next to Battler]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.

[chestboard]

[and he's just staring at her... b-but now.... gah it's so embarrassing! he's blushing, he's totally red! but at least he tries to keep eye contact.]

Um... [oh boy.] ...guess it's time for your prize.

[scary_music]

[she closes her eyes and... expectantly makes a stupid looking kissy face. Something like ( ˘ 3˘) ]

[chestboard]

[GOD IBUKI!! she completely ruined it! but battlr can't help but pause and burst out laughing at her face. alright, that just made him feel a million times better!]

You're so damn silly-! [and he reaches out towards her, taking her head in his hands. he's holding her head gently, and now he's simply leaning forward. battler closes his eyes as well, and then presses his lips firmly to hers in a simple kiss.]

Coincidentally, I used to have a Lucifer of Pride journal...

[scary_music]

Eheh- [She manages to let out a small giggle before Battler kisses her]

[Well, the rules didn't say she couldn't kiss back, and so she did while wrapping her own arms around Battler]

my not so secret otp.....

[chestboard]

[battler let out an amused sound in his throat when she wrapped her arms around him. he placed his hands on her waist, all the while trying to keep his balance, and refused to part from her just yet. this was odd, so very odd....! kissing someone he said was like his sister... and in a tree?! this was by far the strangest thing he had ever done, and that included his time in purgatory.

but even so... he really enjoyed kissing ibuki.]

haha- s-sadly my Lucifer of Pride muse isn't very stronk. Especially given how long it's been

[scary_music]

[Ibuki on the other hand didn't find anything odd about kissing somebody she'd been calling her big brother. Her concept of family suffered from... not exactly having a loving family. No siblings, and her parents... well...]

[... Ibuki wasn't exactly thinking about that, though. She has awhile to go before she'll need air so the musician doesn't mind holding the kiss for a good while longer still]

NO IT'S OKAY my other otp for him is with erika. i apparently like awful ships idek

[chestboard]

[battler on the other hand- felt like his head was going to pop from how much it was spinning. it wasn't entirely from the lack of breathing normally, it was more so because of... well, just kissing her was enough to take his breath away. her lips were soft, she was unusually quiet now, and the sensations all made his face heat up even more.

it was him that pulled away first, but he remained close to her still.]

Aha... I think I like this fragment, a lot. [oh the joys of memes.]

E-Erika waaaaaaaaa hahahaha

[scary_music]

[Ibuki almost follows after him but-okay well, maybe she needs some air, too]

UKYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

It's our first kiss, Battler-niichan! Ibuki's become a bro-con!!!

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