+1 serving of fresh meat with a side order of steamed snark

[primrosepath]

Greetings, Ruby City!

I'm Lynny and I'm here to bring you a character from a webcomic none of you have probably heard of called Homestuck. This is Rose Lalonde, or the Alpha Universe's version of her at least. She's a celebrated author and the co-head of the failed rebellion against the Batterwitch.

I'M REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE and I look forward to playing with you all. u3u

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[thepuppetmaster]

OH HEY THERE.

We spoke on AIM already but I am Fiona and I play Dirk Strider :D

... And England (Hetalia)... and Enoch (El Shaddai)... and Tom Riddle (Harry Potter)... and an OC...

*ehem*

I AM SUPER-PLEASED TO SEE YOU HERE.

[primrosepath]

Hello (again), Fiona!!!

I'm so excited to play with your Dirk aaaahhhh. ♥

[unironicsmuppeteer]

HAY BABY HAY

I'm so excite.

♥

[primrosepath]

♥ HEY ECTODADDY HEY

[tipsywhorebible]

WHY.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHEN MY CHARACTER IS CANON UPDATING.

ALWAYS.

[primrosepath]

I WOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL MONDAY

BUT

I'M IMPATIENT

shhh i'll just tag roxy's return post so they can bond

[tipsywhorebible]

FRIDAY IT IS.

She gets to tell Mama Rose all about how she dutifully shoved Complacency of the Learned on anyone who would read it. And now Prussia has yet to give one of those books back to her.

She is also slightly less drunk and has a not-boyfriend-who-may-or-may-not-be-engaged-already-to-someone-else. Because Roxy makes Smart Decisions(TM).

[primrosepath]

u3u Good girl, Mama is so proud of you.

For being less drunk and promoting her books, not for the Smart Decisions(TM).

[l1br4tor]

Hey! I'm Becky and I am so excited to have a Rose here! We were lacking in snarky broads to balance out all the Strider haha.

[primrosepath]

♥ It's a tragedy when the Striders saturate a single area without any Lalondes to balance them out.

Hello, Becky, lovely to meet you!!!

[beepbeepmeeow]

Pff homestuck, what is that noise.

Hi I am Hakoshi and I play creamsicle depressing wings cool kid over here and this crabby asshole.