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[frilliance]

 Two truths and a lie! (forced)

This meme is simple!

1. Your character is forced to say two truths and one lie. Post them!
2. Other characters ICly guess which is the lie and which are the truths. 
3. Your character reacts. Hilarity ensures!
 

Comments

[rangerandking]

There is no use in doing a task if you cannot do it well.

[twicelived]

You made an adorable little orc at least.

[rangerandking]

They slew me cleanly. I was never made to suffer.

[twicelived]

Good. I would hate to think they made such a cute, sweet orc suffer.

[rangerandking]

{Must he phrase it that way? Aragorn is not immune to feeling embarrassed.}

I have never met a cute or sweet Orc.