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[digiorno]

HELLO RUBY CITY it is a matter of great personal discipline not to type this entire intro in capslock because i am very excited. hi!! i am anne, i am totally new, and i'm bringing in giorno giovanna from jojo's bizarre adventure, specifically part five, vento aureo!

some things about giorno: he is just barely 16 and the don of a gang that basically owns italy. he is extremely tiny and precious and Loves His Friends but would also just heck you up if you looked at him sideways. he's a charismatic leader and a strategic fighter, and his magical princess powers include turning inanimate objects into living things and sending you into a groundhog-day-esque hell loop. no, those are not donuts on his head, that's his actual hair; we can only assume he spends at least an hour on it every day. also his outfits have titty windows and ladybugs on them. #nailedit

i am ten kinds of hype about being here - there are so many canons i've never had a chance to play with before, and i really hope to tag all of you asap! giorno's app is here if you'd like more info on him and a lot of unnecessary meta. in the meantime, feel free to add me at porphyrogene. KICKS FEET HAPPILY.

Comments

[lapidarius]

breathes on

[digiorno]

TOUCHES YOUR FACE

[lapidarius]

well aren't you just the cutest little spawn of satan himself, giogio

[digiorno]

looking at him, it's almost like his daddy wasn't single-handedly responsible for innumerable horrifying murders!

[starmark]

okay so we're agreed then

one exotic tropical fish for every item i get down for you off the high shelf

[digiorno]

this sounds like a really good deal

but you will probably have to describe the fish because i doubt giorno has as comprehensive a knowledge of sea life . . .

[starmark]

he'll go to the library and pour laboriously over a book on it for many hours

and then eventually settle on one and show it to giorno like a little kid pointing out what they want for christmas out of a magazine

[digiorno]

benevolent smile. creates it out of a pencil.

[starmark]

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY

[risorto]

they sure do let anyone in here it looks like

[digiorno]

i was wondering what that smell was

[risorto]

wow, you know what? that's really insensitive and i'm disappointed.

corpses smell, it's just part of what they do. you could maybe not point that out.

[digiorno]

spritzes mom with air freshener

[risorto]

...grazie. i think.

[airshipcaptain]

Hello! I'm Cat, it's nice to meet you and welcome to the game! I play this loser OC named Afonso, who is most certainly going to wonder what is up with Giorno's outfit.

Do you mind if I add you on plurk?

[digiorno]

hi cat, thank you so much! everyone should question giorno's outfit tbh it makes no sense. even less sense than most of the outfits in this canon. also i am excited to get to know afonso, who is beautiful.

please go for it! i'm excited to plot with you :>

[airshipcaptain]

His outfit certainly seems interesting! I'm excited though, I don't know much about Jojo but y'all are making me want to watch it more and more. Also pffft he is not beautiful. He is a dork.

Aah! I tried adding you by when I clicked the link for your plurk it gave me a 404 error ;;

[digiorno]

jojos is the most ridiculous canon but it's hilarious and heartbreaking and i highly recommend it if you have a high threshold for crack.

also aaaaugh link >:c tryyyy this?

[airshipcaptain]

this is what I hear!! And from what I gathered via tumblr/nao's plurks/that one time my friend tried to explain the plot to me with figures.

That worked! Just sent you an request, I'm Enjolsass

[cursedtosleep]

Welcome Anne! Very nice to meet you and welcome to Ruby City! I'm Jax.

[digiorno]

hi jax! thanks so much for the welcome. i'm super excited to play with you, i never see disney characters around anymore :>

[in_loveless_memory]

We have a whole bunch of Disney muses here! Even the big cheese himself. I play Aurora, Ritsuka, and Chibi Chibi/Serenity.