+1 gangstank

[unluckyclover]

Howdy, my name is Caleb and I'm new here. I've decided to jump on the mafia train and brought in Guido Mista from that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga thing. But the one that takes place in Italy with a bunch of pretty boys.

Mista is 18 years old and the #2 man in that gang that now has taken over Italy. Except he prefers to be called #3 because 2x2=4 and this is a man who has the fear of the number 4 burned into him. Still, he's Giorno's right-hand man and would do anything for that loser.

He also has a cool power. Not straight up punchy like some people but he's got six bullet shaped dudes that ride on the bullets he shoots. And they kick the bullets around for trick shots and generally do things like yell at Mista when he ends up shot by his own bullets (happens very frequently), eat all the food they get their hands on, and bully each other.

Mista also enjoys bumming money from people and watching Romantic Comedies. And yes, Pretty Woman is canonly his favorite movie. Mista also sometimes doesn't bathe so he smells. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

As for me, I can be found on plurk at bloodeagles. I'm generally easy to catch except for next weekend cause I'll be out. Other than that, feel free to hit me up!

Comments

[risorto]

mista, you're taking regular baths or so help me...

[unluckyclover]

sorry bruno but

dead men tell no tales

[risorto]

wow, is that any way to talk to your mother leader?

[unluckyclover]

giorno is boss tyvm

even if bruno holds a deep place in mista's heart

[risorto]

no, but seriously. i'm so excited to have you here and cannot wait to thread with you!! :>

[starmark]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE CAST

[unluckyclover]

YES HI

I BET I AM TOTALLY MORE EXCITED

[starmark]

GOD BLESS YOU, MISTA, YOU HAVE RESCUED US FROM BEING A FOUR-MAN BAND

YOUR PRESENCE HAS SAVED US ALL




also hi, I'm Alex and obviously I have Jotaro here, I am really hype to get to play off of Mista and hear more IC about all of these fantastic Italian gang shenanigans.

[unluckyclover]

yup no need to die because of seriously bad numbers

and LET'S MAKE THIS MAGIC HAPPEN YES

[starmark]

well you know if he ever wants to see jotaro's "check it out i can shoot myself in the head and not die" trick, that's a party trick everybody loves right

[unluckyclover]

that one and the cigarette trick

mista will want to see that one big time guaranteed

[starmark]

I AM JUST BIDING MY TIME WAITING FOR THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE CIGARETTE TRICK

oh my god this is going to be hideous already i love it

[digiorno]

spritzes with air freshener before introducing to new friends :[ mista pls

[unluckyclover]

Someone has to make the gang look like

you know

serious or smth

[digiorno]

counterpoints to this argument:

1) zebra pants
2) belly shirt

[unluckyclover]

better than boob windows

[digiorno]

wow no boob windows are haute couture

[unluckyclover]

having a dick on your hat is far superior tbh

[digiorno]

well

it's honestly really hard to argue with hat dick

[unluckyclover]

bow before trustyle

[scary_music]

Caleb... precto...

did you use to play in Mayfield as a line cutting, glasses wearing, moonrabbitgirl dating nerd?!

[unluckyclover]

you totally got the wrong guy

which means you absolutely have the right person

[scary_music]

I'm the aforementioned rabbit girl!

Long time no see!

[unluckyclover]

oh!

Hi, it's been a while!

[scary_music]

Hasn't it? And now I'm playing the complete polar opposite of Reisen here: A spazzy, metal musician girl.

It's good to see you again!

[unluckyclover]

same, same!

I'm stuck playing losers on a worse scale. because it's what I'm good at. Losers.

[scary_music]

omg you loser

I know like nothing about jojo except wry but that won't stop ibuki from being a dork at him.

they can be losers together

[unluckyclover]

She can rock out. Mista will totally just chill and listen. He's a chilling kind of guy

[scary_music]

When you say chilling like that it sounds

scary

So he's okay with freaky screamy metal?

[unluckyclover]

if it involves girls who can potentially give him money?

yes

[scary_music]

but...

Mistaman...

THERE IS NO MONIES IN RUBY CITY

[unluckyclover]

how horrifying

except his life became that much easier

[scary_music]

True enough

Free food and stuff. It's a hobo's dream come true.

[anklegandr]

gross

[unluckyclover]

smacks

[anklegandr]

wow rude af

[hierophantes]

holy shit caleb i didn't realize that was you HOW ARE YOU

(it's nao/ye olde lancer from ye olde mayfield, i'm playing kakyoin and also this maniac)

[unluckyclover]

hi hi

/slaps anyway

[lapidarius]

ok first of all rude as hell t b h