sthampede: (greater long-tailed)
田中眼蛇夢 | ᴛᴀɴᴀᴋᴀ ɢᴜɴᴅᴀᴍ ([personal profile] sthampede) wrote in [community profile] rubycity_ooc 2015-09-16 10:32 pm (UTC)

Tanaka Gundam

A glorious mix of canon, Dangan Island canon, and headcanon.

1. Cannot swim. At all. Naturally, he attributes this to a curse of unspecified origin/being "not very effective against water-types."

2. Really, really, really does not like to be touched (by humans). Currently, the only exceptions to this are his mother, Hinata Hajime, Sonia Nevermind, and Ikusaba Mukuro.

3. Has a particular fondness for sad animal movies and can/will cry while watching them.

4. Can draw a transmutation circle from memory (with remarkable speed) because he's just that much of a freaking nerd.

5. Selected titles he has given himself: Supreme Overlord of Ice, Ultimate Evil Eye Wielder, Sonic Speed Summoner, Future Ruler of the Earth, Overlord of Ice of the Destroyed World of Death, and others that I can't be arsed to look up at the moment/have made up and summarily forgotten.

6. Succeeded at proliferating an endangered species. This is part of what qualified him for recruitment to Hope's Peak Academy. (As for which animal, I picked the Iriomote cat because it's one of few critically endangered species native to Japan and also because cats.)

7. His mother's cooking is terrible. He eats it anyway because he can't stand seeing her cry.

8. Number 7 corollary: he claims that his entire body has been poisoned due to the aforementioned consumption of awful foodstuffs. Also uses this as an excuse to have people not touch him.

9. Despite his interest in manga and obvious chuunibyou, his favorite books are actually... nonfiction texts about animals. And no one was surprised.

10. Is a vegetarian. And no one was surprised (again).

11. Has thus far in Ruby City lived exclusively with women. No one is more confused about this than he is.

12. His favorite food is orange squash marked with the face of the devil, a.k.a. pumpkin, because it's healthy, can be cooked in a lot of different ways, and its seeds are a good source of nutrition for his hamsters. Everything is hamsters.

13. His favorite season is spring solely because baby animals.

14. In addition to RIDICULOUS CHUUNIBYOU, his left arm is wrapped in bandages due to numerous injuries he's sustained while breaking up fights between his Four Dark Devas of Destruction.

15. In Ruby City, Gundam has 23 pets familiars: the Four Dark Devas of Destruction (hamsters), Striking White Cobra Rib-N (giant rat), Neo Apocalyptic Shining Dawn (white fire lizard), four Lionhead Lop rabbits, twelve chickens, and Shinoda (blue fire lizard adopted after Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko left). This is not counting the two warg packs he regularly visits out on the plains or the giant spider he briefly adopted during the winter months before she grew too big to stay indoors/it warmed up enough outside for her to return to the forest. This is also also not counting Ikusaba Mukuro's warg or the cat she adopted after Pekoyama Peko left.

Basically, House 7 is a fucking zoo.

Post a comment in response:

If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting

If you are unable to use this captcha for any reason, please contact us by email at support@dreamwidth.org