_{[The dead man nods.]}

Things just happen. Like, one day I woke up with my head on a lion's body. Which, all things considered, wasn't all that awful. I could fly and go in the sun. But another time my friends and I were trapped in this weird daydream world full of all the stuff I was specifically afraid of! And before that there was some kind of war over a wish-granting cup.

And the moon's not real.