Stolen from ataraxioff

[hoperulesdespairdrools]

 the ic anon meme

01 ) comment with journal receive ic anon thoughts or post categories like hottest person on board, etc.
02 ) shenanigans
03 ) ic wank is fine. OOC wank is not cool guys.
04 ) feel free to discuss inappropriate things like dia's hot abs.
05 ) the whole tranquility is full of terrible anons we must profit.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

idk man are you gonna SMOOCH HER

[oathshackledbird]

T-that would depend on if she wanted me to. Otherwise, no. I like my lips being attached to my face, thank you.

[berrynice]

But you wouldn't object if she wanted you to, is that right? For clarification's sake.

[Yes, for clarification's sake. That's all. Honest.]

[oathshackledbird]

L-lady Holly! Do you know something I don't?

[He looks around nervously as if he expects a JoJo of one generation of the other to burst into the school and then whispers.]

No, I would not object.

[berrynice]

[hehehehehe

hehehehehehehe]

Oh, nothing you need to be so worried about! I'm sure that in the hypothetical scenario where your non-objection would be relevant, any theoretical objectors could be made to understand all parties are consenting and hold utmost respect for one another.

Theoretically speaking, of course!

[oathshackledbird]

Lady, I...

[That is a lot of theoreticals and hypotheticals. One would almost think she was protesting too much for some reason.]

If there was anything that a certain hypothetical lady could do to help deal with any potential objectors in this hypothetical situation, then it would be appreciated a great deal.

Hypothetically, of course.

[berrynice]

[Oh, you're charming and easy on the eyes, sir knight, but these heart strings have a strummer. ... Doesn't mean she can't have a bit of fun though.]

Such a thing would hardly be difficult for a lady to arrange, if the issue were to ever come up. Which it may or may not.

[oathshackledbird]

Then I am lucky to know or not know such a skilled and talented lady.

[Lady, you really are too kind to him.]

(NOT HERE NOPE)

[hitthebeat]

[ D-DIARMUID!!! ]

(Un-Not Here Yourself. He needs help!)

[oathshackledbird]

[L-Lisa Lisa!]

(INCOHERENT BABBLING)

[hitthebeat]

[ WHAT IS THIS ABOUT KISSING ]

(HAVE SOME WHISKEY AND PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER GIRL!)

[oathshackledbird]

[Lady Holly seemed pretty intent on finding out if I would be okay kissing you if you allowed it.

I said yes.]

[(Anonymous)]

Diarmuid and Lisa Lisa sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G

[oathshackledbird]

Hey! Trees offer great views if you can get up in them high enough!

[YEP! Totally ignoring the kissing part.]