[MEME] IC Texts from Last Night!

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 the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from everywhere.

Comments

Galadriel | Tolkien

[inafadingcrown]

1. Can you repeat that, but with context?

2. He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.

3. I don't think my arm is broken I can still text

2

[arlathvhen]

Have you told him that the Isle of Crazy doesn't count as an actual country?

[inafadingcrown]

I most certainly did not. It was far more entertaining to watch him make a fool of himself.

3

[sweetlies]

You're a healer, aren't you? Shouldn't you know something like that?

[inafadingcrown]

Smaller breaks can, at times, be surprisingly difficult to tell from a sprain- particularly on oneself.

I'm soooooooo sorry

[sweetlies]

Oh, so you aren't all-knowing after all?

LMFAO

[inafadingcrown]

I have never claimed to be.

[sweetlies]

You all seem like you would.

[inafadingcrown]

"You all?" Elves do not think with one mind, you know.

[sweetlies]

Yeah but it seems like each one of you knows something you shouldn't or shows up at just the right time.

[Not that he's complaining, exactly.]

[inafadingcrown]

That I will not deny. We know much, but we do not know all.

[sweetlies]

From an outsiders view, it could be mistaken for being all-knowing.

[inafadingcrown]

I am aware. But I would never be so arrogant as to claim that power for myself.

3

[bythewaves]

Dear cousin, you would say that even if you were bleeding copiously, now go back to bed.

[inafadingcrown]

And who is the healer here, cousin? How is it you think you can confine me to bedrest> [There is an untyped ":p" at the end of that sentence. You can just feel it.]

[bythewaves]

I do not think I can confine you to everything, my dear little firebird. But obviously, as the healer, you would be very familiar with the limitations of your physical body~ [ And you can feel the trollface.jpg at the end of his ]

[inafadingcrown]

[Siiiiigh] You are right, of course. But there is so much to be done and so little that I can do while resting. [And, you know, she's restless.]

[bythewaves]

True - but most of it need not be done now, or necessarily by you. Would you like company?

[ more accurately, she's bored ]

[inafadingcrown]

I would, if it would not trouble you overmuch. [Yes, she is bored out of her mind. But that doesn't sound as dignified.]

[bythewaves]

[ Silly cousin ]

Of course - do you want me to see if I can make honey cakes? [ Would you like a bribe ]

[inafadingcrown]

Are you attempting to bribe me?

[bythewaves]

Would you like to be bribed?

[inafadingcrown]

Perhaps. It will not be so easy as when I was a child.

[bythewaves]

[ That'd be a yes then ]

Ah, so I should also bring my harp?

[inafadingcrown]

It would be much appreciated.

[bythewaves]

[ Maglor is laughing softly, even if she cannot see or hear him ]

As the lady wishes.

carlos (the scientist) // welcome to night vale!

[whatitis]

a; Drowning in science and also vodka. I hope you're having fun.

b; I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.

c; My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story.

Maglor | Tolkien

[bythewaves]

1. and you fell through a lawn chair

2. need another drink. this is the easiest way

3. I keep trying to leave but for some reason I'm staying

2

[arlathvhen]

I don't want to know what the easiest way is, but I will say that I'm recommending against it, on principal.

[bythewaves]

But Belethhhhh.....

[arlathvhen]

Is the drink alcoholic?

[bythewaves]

.................................what happens if i say yes

[arlathvhen]

Maglor.

[bythewaves]

whaaaaaaaaat [ Yes he is whining. Yes this means he is probably drunk ]

Beleth Lavellan | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[arlathvhen]

1. Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta

2. You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater

3. We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better

I am sorry

[asinglebook]

The fact that I wear a sweater has nothing to do with the fact that I know everything worth knowing

Vergil | Devil May Cry

[mightcontrolled]

1. I don't have fun when you have fun. I have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.

2. He woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. I'm afraid to go into my bathroom.

3. I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it.

4. You called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic. Again.

5. Text him!

Psycho Mantis / Metal Gear

[ginger_firebird]

1. Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka

2. Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now

3. Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?