1. I just remembered yelling "they were going to let me become a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
2. I didn't want to say that I missed him, so I just called him a piece of shit and hung up. It's probably a good thing that he can't get voicemails from me.
3. I created a new tequila drink: it's a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
4. I've learned that I'm good at stealing things. Like live cats.
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2. I didn't want to say that I missed him, so I just called him a piece of shit and hung up. It's probably a good thing that he can't get voicemails from me.
3. I created a new tequila drink: it's a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
4. I've learned that I'm good at stealing things. Like live cats.
5. text him!