TFLN - RUBY CITY EDITION

[wavesofjade]

 the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from... everywhere.

Comments

[tonic]

Ok
????
I wasn't going to

Okay... I'll do my best to be extra convincing that it's the remains of some jell-o shots I threw in a blender.
Promise me you usually eat a normal breakfast?

[thepuppetmaster]

I can't make that promise with a clear conscience.

[tonic]

Then from now on?

[thepuppetmaster]

From now on I promise I will not try to eat vodka-salsa-fruit salad for breakfast.

[tonic]

That's good enough for me.
Are you feeling better?

[thepuppetmaster]

If you mean has my stomach stopped performing a convincing reenactment of the British Civil War...

Yes, thank you.

[tonic]

What was it?
A party? A drinking contest?
An attempt to laugh and spit in the void?

[thepuppetmaster]

D, all of the above.
Though my ability to consciously engage in anything at the point I decide mixing salsa and vodka is a good idea would definitely be impaired.
Drunk Dirk is clearly a man of peculiar tastes.

[tonic]

Maybe Drunk Dirk is just adventurous.
He sees what he think will be the next gastro-pub hot item and tries it for himself before everyone else.
I mean in theory I could see drunk salsa catching on.
The perfect bar food.

[thepuppetmaster]

I'm going to have to put a copyright on that.
If it turns into the next big thing I'll know who stole my idea.

[tonic]

I promise, I would never fraudulently steal your ideas for alcohol-infused snacks.
It's just not right to lay claim to someone's trial-and-error ways of learning what tastes good with 30 proof vodka with themselves as the test subject.

[thepuppetmaster]

I knew I could trust you.
I'll cut you in on ten percent of the profits since you kept me from destroying my liver during testing.

[tonic]

I'm so thankful.
Maybe I'll get to go to college on a salsa booze scholarship.
Who could ask for more?

[thepuppetmaster]

I'll put in a good word for you.
A character reference, if you will.
An emphatic review of your strengths when it comes to research process and subsequent medical attention should guarantee you a place.

[tonic]

I'd be most grateful.
I'm sure I could contribute something to the scientific community on campus.
Or at least the frats.