You're the best present I could ever ask for, Dave, and I have that for myself already right now.

[And so here they are, now, being schmoopy cuddling idiots in the blistering snow, because that's just who they've decided to be today. These kids.]

I'm sorry...I'm sure it was a very fine gift, too! But perhaps before we start worrying about any business of gifts, we ought to suss out a bit more of the circumstances we're in at the present?