[It's not a big city, but Roxy sure did find a way to get lost. Be . . . cause of course she did. It's less a matter of the size but the layout--it's less complex and more sensible than what she's used to, which serves to make her turned around, walking a couple times around the outskirts of the city waiting for the other architectural shoe to drop before she finally settles on the confusing reality that this city sort of makes sense if you're a normal person used to normal things, which Roxy is not.]
[This train of thought says a lot about her, all right.]
[Anyway: you could catch her in her wanderings if you wanted, but she also ends up in the city square after a while, craning her neck and looking at all the shopfronts. It's kind of cool, but also seems kind of imaginary that there would be an honest to god boutique in the middle of a normal (?) city (?) or whatever (?) she doesn't know.]
[She considers this for a little while, and then, with a sudden decisive motion, grabs the arm of the nearest passerby in a surprisingly strong grip.]
Yo. Hi. Pardon vooz. I feel like you should teach me how to shop.
b. stop hollerin
ok so listen everyone listen to me rtfn bc this is important i know i KNOW that banshees have a job 2 do w the screamin and the omening and everything i get that i do more power 2 them im thrilled break that glass ceiling ladies the glass omen ceiling idfk but LISTEN look listen:
some1* needs to pls tell them that its not nEIGHOBROLY BEHAVIOR to stand otuside a gals window n press ur cheek against it and shriek in at the aforementioned gal while she is trying 2 get her beauty rest do u know what that is ppl its uncanny its probably eldritch so thx in advance omg omg!!
roxy lalonde | homestuck | ota
[It's not a big city, but Roxy sure did find a way to get lost. Be . . . cause of course she did. It's less a matter of the size but the layout--it's less complex and more sensible than what she's used to, which serves to make her turned around, walking a couple times around the outskirts of the city waiting for the other architectural shoe to drop before she finally settles on the confusing reality that this city sort of makes sense if you're a normal person used to normal things, which Roxy is not.]
[This train of thought says a lot about her, all right.]
[Anyway: you could catch her in her wanderings if you wanted, but she also ends up in the city square after a while, craning her neck and looking at all the shopfronts. It's kind of cool, but also seems kind of imaginary that there would be an honest to god boutique in the middle of a normal (?) city (?) or whatever (?) she doesn't know.]
[She considers this for a little while, and then, with a sudden decisive motion, grabs the arm of the nearest passerby in a surprisingly strong grip.]
Yo. Hi. Pardon vooz. I feel like you should teach me how to shop.
b. stop hollerin
ok so listen
everyone listen to me rtfn bc this is important
i know i KNOW that banshees have a job 2 do w the screamin and the omening and everything i get that i do
more power 2 them im thrilled break that glass ceiling ladies
the glass omen ceiling idfk
but LISTEN
look
listen:
some1* needs to pls tell them that its not nEIGHOBROLY BEHAVIOR to stand otuside a gals window n press ur cheek against it and shriek in at the aforementioned gal while she is trying 2 get her beauty rest
do u know what that is ppl
its uncanny
its probably eldritch
so thx in advance omg
omg!!
*who isnt me