wulfamania: (Aɴᴅ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇɴ)
BEOWULF ([personal profile] wulfamania) wrote in [community profile] rubycity_ooc2016-12-25 07:22 am

EVERYTHING I SAY IS A CATCHPHRASE!



Hello, RC. Are you hungry like the wolf? Are you hungry for the wulf? EITHER WAY YOU'RE GETTING A GIANT MEATSLAB OF WULF, RIGHT HERE.

Pro wrestler Beowulf is an ex-washed out wrestling star who recently became popular again on Annie's TV show! He knows every catchphrase by heart, knows how to get the crowd hooting and hollering and *CLAP**CLAP* HE'S MOVING RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

... to some of you in a literal sense. Merry Christmas RC! My AROOOO is my gift to you!