[It's a good thing John already set that pencil down, because otherwise he would have dropped it just now. It... it can't be, can it? Is Alexander Hamilton like, a common name in the West Indies? He's so little.] My very best friend is named Alexander. [yeah perfect. good job he won't suspect a thing.] It's a good name. Sssso. Uh, what sort of hobbies d'you have, Alexander?
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