Test-Drive Meme!

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TEST-DRIVE MEME

Maybe you've considered appping a new character but you're not sure how well they would adjust to the in-game scenario? Well, here's a chance to give it a try!

• Post with a character journal you'd like to voicetest or you've considered apping to Ruby City. Feel free to play them as newcomers or as if they've been here for a while - the setting is your own choice.

•Respond to other threads with new characters or with characters who are already in the game.

• Explore different interactions, find castmates, develop possible CR - anything you want, as long as you have fun!

Comments

Shinji Matou (Fate/Extra)

[looselips]

[You are in the grocery store.]

[Also in the grocery store is a young boy. Behind him, he's dragging a bag that is probably way too big for him to actually carry at this point. It appears to be filled entirely junk food, and it doesn't look like he's about to change that any time soon with the way he's just...shoving boxes of snack cakes inside.]

[He doesn't need any adult supervision, though. He can take care of himself. He's practically an adult, okay? Buzz off.]

Re: Shinji Matou (Fate/Extra)

[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer looks down at the child's basket.]

...That's a lot of snacks.

[looselips]

[Ugh. Didn't you hear the meta-commentary, Lancer? He said to buzz off.]

What's your point?

[puppy_lancer]

You're a growing kid. And you don't have anything else in your basket.

[A pause.]

Don't kids need vegetables or something?

[looselips]

Who asked you? I can take care of myself.

[He says, dragging said basket farther down the aisle.]

[puppy_lancer]

[He starts to follow the child.]

Really. No housemates?

[looselips]

I don't need any! I'm not just some kid.

[puppy_lancer]

You look enough like one. How old are you, kid?

[looselips]

I'm—

[Crap.]

What do you care?! What are you, some kind of pedophile?

[puppy_lancer]

[He sputters incoherently for a few seconds before he can come up with a good answer.]

OF COURSE I'M NOT!

[looselips]

[Not good enough.]

Then why are you following me around and asking that kind of crap?! Get away from me, you mouthbreathing child molester!

[He doesn't even believe this, he's just...being an asshole to get Lancer to leave him alone.]

[puppy_lancer]

EXCUSE YOU! ALL MY WOMEN WERE BEAUTIFUL AND OF AGE! AND I BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE!

[As it to demonstrate, he takes two big whiffs.]

YOU STINK OF DIAPERS! TAKE A SHOWER!

[looselips]

[WOW LANCER never get on the internet. You are ridiculously easy to troll.]

Yeah, right. Like any girl would willingly touch a retard like you. Maybe that's why you're into little kids. [...] You wish. That sounds like the kind of thing you'd like.

[Because, you know.]

[He's calling you a pedophile.]

[puppy_lancer]

[He takes a deep breath and blows a big raspberry at the child.]

Oh yeah? Well not even a pedophile would ever touch a nasty ass of a kid like you!

[Lancer is one of those people who can dish out trolling, but can't take any himself.]

At least I can get women!

[looselips]

How would you know? Are you admitting it?

[is this guy really gloating that he gets more chicks than an eight-year-old]

[really]

[Shinji makes a face.]

Whatever. I could make plenty of girls like me if I wanted to. They're a waste of time, though.

[puppy_lancer]

I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!

[Does he look like one?]

...Is that a challenge?

[looselips]

[Do you really want this tiny horrible child to answer that?]

Did it sound like one? I already said, they're a waste of time. I have better things to do.

[Like eat these snacks. He starts dragging his basket again.]

[puppy_lancer]

...Maybe your attitude would be less nasty if you ate healthier.

[He doesn't actually believe that. But that's pretty much much the only ammunition he has right now.]

[looselips]

Or maybe it would be if you weren't such a dimwit.

[puppy_lancer]

You don't seem that smart either if you can't mind your nutrition.

oops I thought I replied to this

[looselips]

Just shut your ugly face. What I do is none of your business!

Re: oops I thought I replied to this

[puppy_lancer]

And what if you get sick in this place? Who's gonna be calling the doctor for you?

[The kid was a jerk, but Lancer didn't fancy the idea of him dying a slow and agonizing death either.]

[looselips]

I know how to take care of myself. Go crawl back to your basement so you can clean your loli figurines or something, you stupid pedo.

[puppy_lancer]

I don't keep loli figurines in the basement. Why would I when I can get real, mature women?

[But he's not denying he lives in the basement.]

[looselips]

Your bodypillows don't count.