Test-Drive Meme!

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TEST-DRIVE MEME

Maybe you've considered appping a new character but you're not sure how well they would adjust to the in-game scenario? Well, here's a chance to give it a try!

• Post with a character journal you'd like to voicetest or you've considered apping to Ruby City. Feel free to play them as newcomers or as if they've been here for a while - the setting is your own choice.

•Respond to other threads with new characters or with characters who are already in the game.

• Explore different interactions, find castmates, develop possible CR - anything you want, as long as you have fun!

Comments

[looselips]

[Ugh. Didn't you hear the meta-commentary, Lancer? He said to buzz off.]

What's your point?

[puppy_lancer]

You're a growing kid. And you don't have anything else in your basket.

[A pause.]

Don't kids need vegetables or something?

[looselips]

Who asked you? I can take care of myself.

[He says, dragging said basket farther down the aisle.]

[puppy_lancer]

[He starts to follow the child.]

Really. No housemates?

[looselips]

I don't need any! I'm not just some kid.

[puppy_lancer]

You look enough like one. How old are you, kid?

[looselips]

I'm—

[Crap.]

What do you care?! What are you, some kind of pedophile?

[puppy_lancer]

[He sputters incoherently for a few seconds before he can come up with a good answer.]

OF COURSE I'M NOT!

[looselips]

[Not good enough.]

Then why are you following me around and asking that kind of crap?! Get away from me, you mouthbreathing child molester!

[He doesn't even believe this, he's just...being an asshole to get Lancer to leave him alone.]

[puppy_lancer]

EXCUSE YOU! ALL MY WOMEN WERE BEAUTIFUL AND OF AGE! AND I BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE!

[As it to demonstrate, he takes two big whiffs.]

YOU STINK OF DIAPERS! TAKE A SHOWER!

[looselips]

[WOW LANCER never get on the internet. You are ridiculously easy to troll.]

Yeah, right. Like any girl would willingly touch a retard like you. Maybe that's why you're into little kids. [...] You wish. That sounds like the kind of thing you'd like.

[Because, you know.]

[He's calling you a pedophile.]

[puppy_lancer]

[He takes a deep breath and blows a big raspberry at the child.]

Oh yeah? Well not even a pedophile would ever touch a nasty ass of a kid like you!

[Lancer is one of those people who can dish out trolling, but can't take any himself.]

At least I can get women!

[looselips]

How would you know? Are you admitting it?

[is this guy really gloating that he gets more chicks than an eight-year-old]

[really]

[Shinji makes a face.]

Whatever. I could make plenty of girls like me if I wanted to. They're a waste of time, though.

[puppy_lancer]

I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!

[Does he look like one?]

...Is that a challenge?

[looselips]

[Do you really want this tiny horrible child to answer that?]

Did it sound like one? I already said, they're a waste of time. I have better things to do.

[Like eat these snacks. He starts dragging his basket again.]

[puppy_lancer]

...Maybe your attitude would be less nasty if you ate healthier.

[He doesn't actually believe that. But that's pretty much much the only ammunition he has right now.]

[looselips]

Or maybe it would be if you weren't such a dimwit.

[puppy_lancer]

You don't seem that smart either if you can't mind your nutrition.

oops I thought I replied to this

[looselips]

Just shut your ugly face. What I do is none of your business!

Re: oops I thought I replied to this

[puppy_lancer]

And what if you get sick in this place? Who's gonna be calling the doctor for you?

[The kid was a jerk, but Lancer didn't fancy the idea of him dying a slow and agonizing death either.]

[looselips]

I know how to take care of myself. Go crawl back to your basement so you can clean your loli figurines or something, you stupid pedo.

[puppy_lancer]

I don't keep loli figurines in the basement. Why would I when I can get real, mature women?

[But he's not denying he lives in the basement.]

[looselips]

Your bodypillows don't count.

[puppy_lancer]

[He blinks twice.]

Body...pillows? You mean those big tube things with people drawn on them?

[looselips]

[... ... ...]

Idiot.