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Test-Drive Meme!

TEST-DRIVE MEME

Maybe you've considered appping a new character but you're not sure how well they would adjust to the in-game scenario? Well, here's a chance to give it a try!

• Post with a character journal you'd like to voicetest or you've considered apping to Ruby City. Feel free to play them as newcomers or as if they've been here for a while - the setting is your own choice.

•Respond to other threads with new characters or with characters who are already in the game.

• Explore different interactions, find castmates, develop possible CR - anything you want, as long as you have fun!

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My bomber? It's like my favorite jacket, I've had it forever~ [Cue a wide grin!]

Anyway, not much up here. Just wanderin' through the city and wonderin' who you are! I don't think I've ever seen you before, but...I'unno, you look familiar. What's your name?

The United States of America! [She pipes up and is absolutely beaming at this.] Bet you never thought you'd meet your country, huh?!

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[Stare.]

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[Processing.]

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[FREAK OUT MODE INITIATED.]

W-WAIT JUST A MINUTE HERE!! I'm America!! How can you be America if I'm America??

Dude. DUDE. [BACK UP JUST A DARN MINUTE.]

No, no way-- I'M America. Like. 100% you-can't-get-more-American-than-this-- YOU'RE not America, 'cause I am!

WAIT-- Wait--

Okay, so you seem hella familiar and like-- I DUNNO-- Just follow with me okay?! If you're America...

[brb unclasping her star hairclip, and--]

[--SPROING!! Nantucket springs up; an annoying cowlick she can't ever get rid of.]

Shit! We got matching hair! Okay, what's this hair thing? Whatcha call it? I'm thinkin' if we're America and we ask each other stuff only America would know...

[CLOSE TO FREAKING OUT TOO.]

[lksjdfskjd oh SHIT LOOK AT THAT YOU HAVE ONE TOO!!]

You have Nantucket too!! But...you don't have Texas like I do...I don't know. I don't know!!

You really do look familiar. I mean you got blonde hair like me, and blue eyes like me...but I guess that's not really uncommon. It's just...the way you look. It's like if I had boobs or something!

[Alfred rambles when he's nervous okay??]

Ew--!! Dude if you had boobs you'd-- You'd look really weird okay!! I totally have Texas too!! [Amelia brandishes her hairpin like it's a badge of honor.]

SEE? LONE STAR. It's Texas! My--our?!--Texas! Uh--Uh-- My name's Amelia F. Jones!! I met some weird guy who said he was England--

[...] OH MY GOD. DUDE.

Oh come on! You know I just mean if I was a chick! Like gross, I would look grody if I had boobs and I was still a guy! [He makes a face, then peers at her hairpin curiously.]

Your Texas is a hairpin? Well it makes sense, AHAHA~ Lone star, huh~? Well this is mine!

[He nudges his glasses further up his nose, then nods.]

Your name kinda sounds like mine, I guess that settles it! I'm Alfred F. Jones~ And...wait...why're we oh my god-ing now?

BECAUSE! That means that grumpy asshole was telling the truth!!

[...OH GOD NOW HE'S LAUGHING YES OH MAN YOU ARE TOTALLY HIM WITH THE V.]

AHAHAHAHA!! DUDE HE IS SUCH A GROUCH, YOU'RE RIGHT! But...~ While Arts might be a grouch, he's definitely not a liar! He's way too blunt and frumpy to be all lyin' about stuff!

NO WAY! Mine's an old hag and she lies all the time!! [struts around Alfred in circles with a very exaggerated snooty expression]

America, your hair looks terrible! America, you're acting like a hooligan!

...Well my England used to do stuff like that too.

[He smiles...just a bit fondly.]

Does your England try to fix your hair though? Or does she just complain about it? Does she fret over you and get all fussy and shit over tiny things?

[Alfred stahp you are so gooey and domesticated, don't be all endeared at the thought of this behavior. BE AN AMERIMAN!]

'Used to'? Yeah no man, when's the last time you talked to him? Seriously. YEAH, she gets all up in my business like she knows better! How stupid is that, right?

[He's smiling like he knows something.]

Yeaaah, it is pretty dumb.

Uhh, actually me and England live together in a tea shop--well, in the apartment above it! Eheheh, so we talk a lot~

~~[Not all you do, boy.]~~

--[/frysquint]

No disrespect, but uh-- You dude versions of us sound really weird. Shit, did I land in Bizzarro World or somethin'?

[Ohh, this is going to be awkward.]

Well no, but we're...kinda close. Like we...live together because when I got here...I found out from some people, Arts included, that..ahaha...the last time I ended up in the city, I was hooked up with him.

[SUDDENLY DIGRESSION.]

See sometimes the city sends us back home, but then we lose our memories of here and if we ever end up coming back, it's like we were never here, unless the city keepers want us to remember, 'cause then we do. Does that make sense? I bet it makes more sense in my head.

[IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU'RE HOOKED UP WITH ENGLAND.]

[The only thing that's going through her mind is imagining herself--

--and--England--]

Dude. Dude.

[She holds her hands up as if to stave off some evil. ~~BEGONE, COMMUNIST MENACE.~~]

Like, I don't got a problem with two dudes or somethin' but--

England? ENGLAND?! [CHECKING ALFRED'S TEMPERATURE] Are you sick? Are you under some kinda spell?! It's okay, I'll find him and kick his ass and--uh-- find the antidote to--shit--

I'LL FIX IT I SWEAR! I'll get justice for you man. [~~not so~~ QUIETLY SHAKES HIM]

LIBERTY AND JUSTICE. LADY LIBERTY'S HERE AND SHE'S GONNA SAVE YOUR ASS, DAMMIT!

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1/4 I'M SORRY lskdjfls

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