think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[you_have_heart]

Option A) Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of mead, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable

Option B) Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.

Option c)we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.

[crowsicle]

dude i convinced you i was your conscience for like fifteen minutes last night
you weren't just "a little drunk"

[winterhowl]

I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.

[primrosepath]

A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.

[darlingdraculina]

I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.

[crowsicle]

is that what you did with my missing pinion

[hypercompetent]

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!

[hypercompetent]

you told me to follow my heart
:(

[crowsicle]

and where did it get you

[you_have_heart]

Clearly I was not present.

[hypercompetent]

face down in my roommate's bed clutching an empty bottle of jack with a hangover
you are the worst conscience ever

[hypercompetent]

I'M NOT EVEN GAY

[you_have_heart]

Are you certain? I haven't been wrong about a man in over 500 years.

[primrosepath]

I might have taken it in and given it a purpose other than being left to float along the breeze until some other bird decided to use it in a nest.

[untilavalon]

...And how inebriated were those who may have witnessed?

[crowsicle]

no way i cleared that level with one hundred percent pure totem spirit guidance points
welcome to crow country
hope you brought your party hat youre gonna need it to throw up in

im so sorry

[sharpiewielder]

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffftttt
its the big brown eyes dude
they basically scream it

[crowsicle]

rose
that one was still attached to me
im pretty sure i wasnt done using it
youre supposed to ask before you borrow things jesus christ didnt your finishing school prep tutors teach you any manners

[hypercompetent]

everyone in life apparently needs a Sassy Gay God
also yes i'm sure!!!!!!!!

SCREAM

[hypercompetent]

you are supposed to be on my side you traitor

[crowsicle]

i told them i was the teenage mutant ninja archangel michaelangelo
one of them asked for my autograph

[you_have_heart]

By mortal standards I suppose I am more pansexual, but I shall concede this.

But I've seen you eyeing that young werewolf boy. The one with the nice butt.

SORRY NOT SORRY ACTUALLY

[sharpiewielder]

and i guess also the lips
pouty kissy lady lips


like seriously bless ur genes

[primrosepath]

It's a feather, Dave. I didn't think you were that emotionally attached to it.
If it helps any it writes quite smoothly.

[untilavalon]

I have a gentlemanly vagina