think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[seeyousuffer]

You're Claudia's friend. Don't you want to help her.

[fairbrook]

If by "help" you mean to take advice from a celibate woman.

[Kirei's drunkenness won't make her any less of a virgin, bro. Literally, she finds a stack of paperwork more appealing.]

[seeyousuffer]

You're tall. You're a woman. You must know something.

Why are you celibate?

[fairbrook]

[Living with Alucard would make anyone celibate.]

I fail to see how this is any of your business.

[Weren't you the one who brought this up, Sir Hellsing?]

Aren't you supposed to be the priest?

[Allegedly.]

[seeyousuffer]

You did mention it. Priests are not celibate.

God wants us to be fruitful and multiply.

[fairbrook]

I am an unmarried woman, Father, and frankly, it suits me.

[Last woman anyone wants dying childless, and for good reason.Perhaps, except for Kirei.]

So long as you're not papist.

[In...teg...ra. Clearly he has much to learn about Anglicanism, though.]