think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[puppy_lancer]

wat
the king of heroes can even multitask

[aureatus]

I am capable of a great many things

is this so surprising

[puppy_lancer]

can't
that was a typo

but man you must really be shitfac3d right about now

[aureatus]

it was not a typo if your heart believes it to be true

If you would like, I could show you

[puppy_lancer]

sure
go ahead
show me

[aureatus]

that would require you to be here, Lancer. I will allow it.

[puppy_lancer]

ok i'll come over
where are you right now?

[aureatus]

i don't know

[puppy_lancer]

alright i'll sniff you out then

[aureatus]

as expected of a mongrel

action now?

[puppy_lancer]

[After a while, based on what he can smell, Lancer arrives at where he thinks Gilgamesh should be.]

action

[aureatus]

[ are you really smelling him

but okay he's. sitting in the dark in the basement of the church

there are a lot of empty wine bottles around him

like piles

and there's probably a Gil-shaped indent in the couch or something ]

Ah. You've arrived.

Re: action

[puppy_lancer]

...Wow, Kirei is gonna be pissed, isn't he?

[aureatus]

He should be grateful to be alive for leaving me with such subpar wine.

[puppy_lancer]

Wow, at this rate, I don't know why he left you with any wine.

[aureatus]

[ he's been left in the basement of a cathedral okay, at this point it's probably safe to say Kirei does not make good decisions ]

Because I am the king.

[puppy_lancer]

[He snorts.]

We're all Servants right here and right now

[aureatus]

That is but a title, and one that does not hold any merit with me. I am king by birthright.

And you, being lesser than me, are my subject. I have decided you are worthy. Take pleasure in this knowledge.

[puppy_lancer]

You ain't my Master, Archer. You can't tell me what to do or make me your subject.

[aureatus]

I am the King of everything, and that automatically makes me your master. Your refusal of this is meaningless.

[puppy_lancer]

King of everything? Says who?

[aureatus]

Says me.

[puppy_lancer]

[He scowls and folds his arms.]

Well, fuck you.

[aureatus]

You have not yet earned the privilege.

[puppy_lancer]

[A snort.]

More like you haven't.