think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

by grace of rgn you kariya are winner of a still-drunk king

[untilavalon]

it's not entirely new information

whyyyyyyyyyy

[trashkind]

We are not having this conversation

because I can

[untilavalon]

we could have it over more wine
or have another conversation
either way?

[trashkind]

Thats not even a choice
Can we please go for option 2
How much have you even had to drink anyway?

[untilavalon]

ask for the barrel and the barrel shall be given

ithere was a drinking contest

you're texting the winner.

[trashkind]

You drank an entire barrel?!
... I'm not even that surprised anymore
But congratulations I guess?

Who was the loser

[untilavalon]

something like that
and I don't actually remember
I guess we'll find out

[trashkind]

Did you leave them passed out on the floor then...
Or is that something you can't remember either

[untilavalon]

there was enough of a crowd tot ake care of them

[trashkind]

I was just checking
They're probably going to be very confused in the morning either way

[untilavalon]

confused and defeated

I bet i could have even out-done Rider

[trashkind]

Which one was Rider?

[untilavalon]

Alexander the great

[trashkind]

wow.
I guess outdrinking Alexander the Great would be another claim to fame?

saber stop asking these things

[untilavalon]

It might even have been fun
do you htink he'd recognise me as a king then??

... saaaabeeeeerrrrrrrrr )8

[trashkind]

What do you mean
Doesn't he already?

w e e p s

[untilavalon]

he did not
and I suppose I gave him little reason to

[trashkind]

That doesn't seem fair.

[untilavalon]

not much is fair between kings I suppose

i was not a king to him, perhaps because I was not a tyrant

and fairly I did not understand my people as he did
so perhaps he was right