hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (you cannibal you meat eater)
Stiles Stilinski ([personal profile] hypercompetent) wrote in [community profile] rubycity_ooc2013-05-24 09:55 pm
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think we kissed but i forgot

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME



one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!
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[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2013-05-25 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
your right claudia is really short
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[personal profile] seeyousuffer 2013-05-25 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
She is. I'm glad someone understands, I don't know what to do
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[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2013-05-25 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
let's see
i don't think you curling up while doing it is an option
maybe if you stood
and held Claudia by her ankles
something like that
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[personal profile] seeyousuffer 2013-05-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be too hard on her, she's weak, and she still won't reach. I have to be careful when we have sex, or she'll be injured, I'm very large.
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[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2013-05-25 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
oh
then what if you involved a third person
then it can be like a triangle
so neither of you need to reach to feel good on both ends
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[personal profile] seeyousuffer 2013-05-25 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Sexual intercourse should be between man and wife, to involve a third person would be sinful and hedonistic.

[His father warned him about hedonists!]
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[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2013-05-25 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
hey you're asking about 69s
though you wanted to try something kinky
wait I got it
what about one of you holding some sort of really big straw in your mouth
then you can reach with the straw
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[personal profile] seeyousuffer 2013-05-25 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanted to try it with my wife.

That doesn't make any sense. A straw wouldn't work. It's not the same.


[Seriously, he's wondering why he bothered asking you now, though you do have a lot of experience, supposedly. But... straws?]
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[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2013-05-25 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
you just said she couldn't reach
maybe you really will have to
you know
curl up
just so everything lines up

but if that doesn't work you have my condolences
i've had my fair share of problems wiht that maneuver
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[personal profile] seeyousuffer 2013-05-26 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I will try to curl up. I am flexible. You've had problems too?

Maybe there is something else we can do. Is there anything you would recommend?


[He doesn't know why he's asking Lancer for sex tips, but it seems he is. What is his life.]
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[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2013-05-26 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
yeah if the girl is too short
if you can curl up it should be fine
are you sure it has to be 69 though