+1 tiger-obsessed colonel

[tigers]

Hello! My name's Hannah, and despite knowing some of you already, I'm 100% fresh meat here.

I'm bringing you one Colonel Sebastian Moran from Kim Newman's The Hound of the D'Urbervilles. It's basically a really lovely published Sherlock Holmes fanfiction focusing on Moran and his pre-Empty House adventures, it's ridiculous and hilarious, you should read it, etc.

For those of you who don't know, Sebastian Moran is some adrenaline junkie loser who hunts tigers and overuses the word "chum" who somehow gets a job as Professor Moriarty's right hand man and gets to shoot and steal things to his heart's content without getting in trouble. Yeah. Considering that he comes off as a little bit dumb, I don't get it either. He's taken from the third story in the book ('The Red Planet League'--he may be showing up with a nearly-dead squid. don't ask), he doesn't know Sherlock Holmes, he doesn't know John Watson, he doesn't know why Swiss waterfalls are important, but he does take extreme pride in his facial hair.

If you'd like to read up a bit more about him, his app is here, and you can add me on plurk if you like (muttonchops), but be aware. I post a lot of really dumb photoshopped things.

CHRISTMAS IS HERE.

[saintnorth]

... and all that good junk. Hello, RC! Snow (Derek Hale-mun) here with a second character to delight your souls with and fill you with wonder. Yes, I'm playing Santa Claus. Yes, he's Russian.

Meet Nicholas St. North, ex-bandit king and forever-inventor/scientist/wizard/toy maker/present deliverer. He's from the very end of Rise of the Guardians, if you're familiar with canon at all.

Now then.

Who here's been naughty, and who here's been nice?

(As always you can find me at regisword, but I've moved to conriochted @ AIM if you want to ping me that way.)