there's seven things i hate about you....

[hypercompetent]

shut up i totally didn't quote miley cyrus THE TEN THINGS TO TEN PEOPLE MEME
1. post a comment detailing 10 things your character has to say to 10 people! Or more, or less. Do whatever number you think is necessary!

2. don't designate who each number is for! they can be as specific or vague as you want, but no names, just letters/numbers.

3. Other characters can respond (hey is number 3 me? You jerk!), or wonder about the other numbers (you got into a fight with your number 9? who was that?) et cetera, et cetera.

4. Let the heartfelt feelings/awkward miscommunication/passive aggressive bitchiness begin!!

Comments

cracks knuckles itm Isaac is a brat

[algidity]

1. I seriously think everything would be easier if you were out of the picture.

2. Do you know how much you suck sometimes? Regardless, I still think you're great.

3. I kind of want to flirt with them to make you notice, that's not okay. Seriously, stop it.

4. I don't know what to think of you and that's kind of frustrating in a good way.

5. I wonder what would have happened if I'd done the same thing as you... You make me think about it.

6. I don't trust you.

7. I will kill you if you try anything.

8. I trust you.

I actually managed 10 for Sirius

[alwaysimpure]

1. You remind me so much of her it hurts sometimes. I wonder if she'd have become like you, if she'd lived long enough.

2. You ever need a wing man, I'm up for it.

3. We actually had a civil conversation for a while, I still can't believe it.

4. I thought I'd never see you again. Maybe we can become what we once were.

5. You actually deserved to rot at that place.

6. I need you.

7. Hey, I bet if I'd read a book about you as a kid, I'd be your fan, too.

8. You looked really good with that hair. Pink's your colour.

9. Thank you for all you've done for him.

10. I wish I could help you, mate. I'm there if you want to talk.

[purpleprose]

For number 7, what would the book be called?

[gordianknots]

1. Sorry concerning the most recent events in the history of the grail wars.

2. I am not sorry concerning the most recent events in the history of the grail wars.

3. I would say I wish you were a student of mine, but I appreciate the equality in our relationship as is.

4. You gave me a very important gift on a bridge. Thank you.

[purpleprose]

Considering I know little of a bridge incident and less of your grail wars, I'm going to be presumptuous enough to ask whether the third one refers to me.

[bitchesgetstitches]

1. I don't know what I'm doing here.
2. Who are you people.

[tookthename]

I know the feeling

[darlingdraculina]

1.) I want you to be proud of me but I'm scared of what it will take to really get there.
2.) I'd never have a chance.
3.) I owe you a lot and I don't know how I'll ever repay it.
4.) Stop calling me a bimbo, it actually really frustrates me.
5.) I miss you and I never thought I'd ever think that in a million years. I owe you a lot, too.
6.) Realistically, I should hate you a lot more than I do.
7.) Where did you come from?
8.) I don't like him. Something's not right.
9.) I wish I could help you.
10.) I will kill you.

[fairbrook]

You always have a chance. I never made the initiative.

[untilavalon]

1. Though the truth is not easy to bear, I thank you for your honesty. It was perhaps necessary to hear.

2. I am quite fond of sharing time with you. You have my respect.

3. Your forgiveness is much appreciated, and your wisdom as well.

4. There are no depths nor heights that can contain how large the possibility of me never saying 'yes' to you is. My abhorrence of your presence is remarkably strong.

5. I will be ever grateful for your kindness.

6. Things between us had began rocky, but there may be hope for you yet.

7. I hope you were right. I am trying, I promise, but I can only feel I have let you down. I will learn.

8. You have so much potential. I am intrigued by you.

9. I don't know the nature of the danger you pose, but I will not allow you to bring about harm.

10. You have reminded me of a certain kind of hope.

[gordianknots]

....call me an utter pessimist but I doubt number four will listen.

[hypercompetent]

1. WE'RE FINALLY REUNITED. Dude, it's been me and Al and Derek here for so long I was just waiting for you to come back. When this full moon shit is done for this month, me and you have to catch up, big time. I missed you like crazy.

2. I miss her everyday, too.

3. You're really starting to grow on me, and I literally never thought it was going to happen. Ever. So...good on you, dude.

4. Please, please, please, please stay safe while you're here.

5. I was really nervous when you left for a while, but you came back, and everything was okay. I'm really glad, because you're a seriously awesome friend, and we've gotten a lot closer since we all got here.

6. What the hell did I get myself into? I don't think I'm going to be digging myself out of this anytime soon, and I think I kind of like it that way.

7. I'm still not over your edition of Extreme Makeover, like. Wow. You're kind of incredible. ...and I'm really glad to see you're okay.

8. You're like the really cool older sibling I never had. If you ever need anything, you know I a on that like white on rice.

9. I can't believe you're going to teach me magic, dude. I kind of knew as soon as I met you we were gonna be friends, but I think me and you are gonna be bros, and for a long time. I'm glad I met you.

10. I think we need to have a talk soon. I'm sorry in advance.

11. I'm not really surprised you did what you did? I'm mostly surprised you fell for it. I've got a really bad feeling about you.

12. Your nicknames are starting to catch on. If I have one more person call me Puppy Chow, I swear to freakin god.

13. You straight up terrify me. Like seriously.

[thornybeauty]

Puppy Chow is good name for you, though. It matches so well with Beneful.

totally ic tho

[acesover]

1. Ha.

2. haha.

3. Haha.

4. Ha Ha haha

5. Oh wait that's not how this goes is it

6. anyway you know who you are

7. that hair dye doesn't suit you hon

8. sup fag

9. you look swell, even if you look like a bit of a dumbass

10. my biggest regret in life is not being able to drink alcohol alongside you

[purpleprose]

So specific.

Would I be wrong in thinking that the tenth is referring to my mother?

[purpleprose]

1. I often wish you'd let me inside your head, but you probably think I'm going to try to wreck what's in there.
2. You give me hope for my own future.
3. As long as you are here, I will never want to leave.
4. I remember more than you might think, but I don't mind reliving it as long as we're here.
5. As much as I appreciate the drunk companionship, I hope you won't make it a habit.
6. You are the most interesting person I've met in a considerably long time, and the maturity is refreshing.
7. A breath of fresh air, to be sure. Please continue the contrast; it's good for people as dysfunctional as the rest of us.
8. I look forward to future shenanigans.
9. Your presence is something of a fulfillment of a childhood dream.
10. I won't necessarily buy your products, but your story might be a different matter.
11. I may or may not have pulled a fast one during that little competition of ours. I would say I am sorry, but considering the fun that was had, I'm really not.

[crowsicle]

leave the reliving to the time loop experts ok
you just keep your eyes on the future

[alwaysgrumpy]

1. You're nice to talk to, for a nazi.

2. More of us, huh? Thanks for the heads-up.

3. You look like a cosplayer I'd see on the streets of Akihabara.

4. Your hairstyle is pretty cool, lady.

5. I wonder if you kidnap princesses and have a stash of treasure around here.

6. You reeeeeeaaaaally need to see a doctor about all the blood.

7. Those super-boots are pretty awesome in action, I have to admit.

8. Part of me wants to know how you can see. Part of me is afraid to ask.

9. Your weapon is pretty friggin' cool-lookin'.

10. You might want to consider a longer skirt. Just sayin'.

[lookingforhead]

My boyfriend has some theories. I really don't care HOW it works as long as it does.

content warning: violence, abuse

[lovesmankind]

1. I will choke the breath from you and watch the life fade from your eye.

2. You are a fool, and I want to see you humiliated in every way possible.

3. If I cannot kill you in our world, then I will attempt to kill you here. At least it will be entertaining.

4. You could end my life at any moment, but nonetheless, I will serve you and worship you. There is no atrocity I would not commit, if it would please you.

5. You were much more beautiful, the last time I saw you. You could be beautiful again.

6. You bring me delight. I could do more to ease your suffering, but I won't.

7. Don't think to stand in my way. And the same goes for you, too.

8. You're pathetic, but I must admit, you did make me laugh. I'll consider you a source of entertainment.

9. You intrigue me. Your power may present a danger to me, but I think I like you.

10. Perhaps we could work together.

[puppy_lancer]

...Master, what are you talking about?

[Why is everything so horrible?]

[justavideogame]

1) Was the end to your story what you expected, dear friend?

2) Perspectives are interesting, are they not? But be careful where you look. Some things are ugly viewed from a different angle!

3) I'm quite glad you trust me, all things considered.

4) It's quite alright to be a protagonist with regret! Most back stories seem to have at least one terrifying event in them.

5) There's nothing to fear from Puppeteers.

6) ....I guess it's better like this.

[purpleprose]

If my perspective leads me to believe the second one refers to myself, is it a delusional one?

[crowsicle]

1. I just want to see you happy. I know I don't deserve to, after everything. But you do.

2. You're more like him every day, but you're more like you, too. It's kind of incredible. If I'm like anyone, I hope I'm like you.

3. It's probably weird to be proud of you, but hot damn, dude, you made good.

4. You're like me. That's shitty. But maybe I can help you do better for yourself in some grossly hypocritical yet self-gratifying way, because you seem like a good kid.

5. I miss you and I'm sorry for whatever I end up doing.

6. You'd make a great mom. Don't make this weird.

7. I kind of just realized the reason I don't ask you much about your stuff is because I'd be slightly disquieted to find out I don't already know the answer. I'm supposed to have this on lockdown, but you've had a lifetime to figure yourself out, so if I go to you it'd be about me, and the second anything's about me I'm gone.

8. It's like I'm stuck. Or something's stuck in me, and I can't go forward the way Dave can.

But I don't want you to be gone again.

It's like the center went out of the whole world, and that can only lead to some seriously shitty seismic activity and the death of geology as we know it.

And, you know. I'd grieve.

I never really stopped.

9. Christ you're fucking adorable. Like all the best parts of my favorite two people mashed together except totally your own person too, like your inherent personness is not a thing that has ever not been true.

10. As much as I hate to admit it, you're not that bad.

[purpleprose]

[Davesprite. This whole list is not okay.]

Is the fifth one John, or Jade?

[Just not going to comment on hers for the moment.]

[claussenchild]

1. I miss you. I hope you're safe at home.

2. I'm still very thankful to you for helping me. I hope I can return the favour!

3. You had such a great idea with that. I hope we get to have another such event soon.

4. I wish I could help you, but I'm not sure I can. I believe in you, though.

5. I'm worried you might leave too. I miss all our friends, and I don't know what to do.

I don't know what's going to happen. I'm scared to go home, too. And I'm scared I'm going to forget everything.

6. You are so much fun! You are so silly and it's very lovely. I'm glad I've gotten to meet you.

7. You're fascinating, too. I love what you can do! I hope I get to hear another of your songs.

8. I think your emotions are just as important as everyone else's. You're very sweet, too, and I'm glad I met you.

[messengerofgod]

Am I number six?

[clockworkhero]

1. This still isn't what I expected. I wish I didn't need your approval, and I don't get why I do. But I totally want it.

2. You're the first person to ever give me legit hope for my future.

3. I know you're supposed to take care of me, or whatever, but I will never not feel like I let you down when I let you go.

4. I am so, so fucking afraid of fucking this up. I wish I knew what the hell was going on in your head.

5. It's easier to run away, and I get why you do it. If I could be your white knight and you never had to fight again, I would.

6. I don't know where shit went wrong, but maybe if I'd just been there, you wouldn't be where you are now.

7. I miss you. Okay? Not who you are now. Who you used to be.

8. Just like old times. Til' you're gone again.

9. If there's anyone that deserves to be happy, it's you. I'm glad he found you.

10. I miss you, too. I probably always will. I'm sorry I fucked everything up.

[purpleprose]

[all of the Daves making all of the Not Okay posts.]

Just because you would doesn't mean you should.

[provenworth]

1. I never meant to lie to you.

2. I feel like, if we were to return to your world, we would have been best of friends.

3. I have enjoyed watching you grow into the woman you are today. You deserve this happiness.

4. I am afraid for you. From where I'm sitting, you aren't safe.

5. Can we start over?

6. While I treat you with respect out of professional duty, I will be watching you closely.

7. I like your energy and positivity, its a breath of fresh air.

8. I want to protect you.

9. I feel like we had a connection. I'd like to meet with you again for coffee.

10. You've been helpful, but I don't like the feeling I get when you're around. Like there's something more than even I can see.

[makesmonsters]

While you're watching me, would you mind doing me the favor of collecting a few monster samples? If you're going to hover around, you might as well make yourself useful for a change...

[you_have_heart]

1)When did you start to grow on me, you spazzy little mortal?

2)I am sorry, but I do not take any of it back.

3)I am still not sure about you.

4)Things might be better than they were, but do not think that means we are completely okay.

5)Seriously, what do you see in him?

6) Thank you for everything from the daggers to the conversations

7)I am still unable to say it out loud. I hope you understand and know regardless.

8)Are you avoiding me?

9)We have not talked in some time. We should rectify that.

10)I look forward to conversing with you more.

[bifroster]

I see a lot of things in him.

He's not perfect or anything, but so far... he's been better than other people I have dated. He respects my work; he might not understand it, but he knows its important to me. Unlike some other jerks that I will not mention. He does his best to keep his promises, and he doesn't make excuses when he can't. Like when SHIELD took his hammer and all my supplies, he at least brought back my notebook. I didn't have to start all over from scratch.

He makes me laugh, doesn't mind my weird hours, isn't pushing me to meet his parents and certainly doesn't expect me to give up my work if we do decide to marry like another jerk. He protected not just me, but my friends and a whole town even when he didn't have to. That says something.

He's a good person.

[victoriantype]

1. Your cooking isn't as bad as you may think.
2. I still wonder what you were like before you came here.
3. How do you keep track of all of those drawings?
4. I'd like to have tea with you again!
5. How is your metalsmithing coming?
6. I'm looking forward to learning from you.
7. I'm glad you're living with us. Dinah thinks you're very nice, by the way.
8. You remind me a little of my brother, which is sort of funny, all things considering.
9. Have you ever celebrated an anniversary with him?
10. Thank you.

[provenworth]

I don't know if that comment was for me, but you're welcome anyway. I hope you're feeling better.

Not quite 10 since he hasn't met that many people yet.

[snakesroarquietly]

1. I'm obligated to despise you and sometimes you make it easy. Yet you're surprisingly difficult to loathe.
2. You make me ashamed of being a Black.
3. I wish we could turn back time and start over but I fear it wouldn't change anything.
4. I don't know what to make of you.
5. I can't escape you and your influence, can I?
6. That wasn't funny.

[burning_love]

I can't tell whether I should be claiming 4 or 6.

[betteroffdead]

1. You are a miserable worm. No, a maggot. I wish to crush you under my heel. You do NOT touch the hair!
2. I wish I had the courage to tell you how I feel for you. I wish I had the courage to admit it to myself.
3. You are more interesting than most. I hope I will run into you again.
4. Father figure? Are you kidding? But if I have to suffer this indignity I'm glad it's you.
5. Your jokes aren't as funny as you like to believe.
6. I don't like you but I'm glad you're here. I don't feel quite as alone anymore.
7. From all the things that happened during that ridiculous week, the conversation with you is the one I have the fondest memories of.
8. I hate to be the one to tell you, but you were a brat.
9. You are interesting, but also disturbing.
10. I might be more willing to talk to you now.

[alwaysimpure]

I'm honoured! Number 1.

[burning_love]

1. Just so you know, I am not impressed with having to parent someone who's as much older than me as you are.

2. You're really weird and I don't understand your world, but I guess you're not that bad.

3. ...That actually applies to three people.

4. One of them not so much. You're... not as weird as your world.

5. I still think it's dangerous to trust you, but I'm starting to. You better not screw that up.

6. You make me miss a girl back home.

7. Do I even know ten people here?

8. Huh... no one else made that much of an impression.

9. I'm done.

10. Goodbye.

[morethanpasta]

You never told me you're parenting anyone!

[asapphireheart]

1. Why did you guys disappear? We could all have been happy and safe here.

2. I never thought I'd appreciate that you guys keep us here but I do.

3. I'm so glad to have friends like you all. You've all made this place 'home' for me.

4. If you 'fall' off a roof one more time, I'm smacking you in the head with my Keyblade. I'll heal you afterward but I'm still going to smack you.

5. I think I'd be lost without you, if you ever disappeared from the city.

6. You're like the sister I never had. Thanks for becoming a part of my family.

[provenworth]

If you catch James falling again, do give me a call so I can help you beat some sense into him.

Is #2 meant for Gene? Or Temper?

And...uh....yeah. [BLUSH] I've really enjoyed getting to know you and...you know... If you ever need me for anything - and I mean anything - just let me know.

Might add more later? IDK

[hasthepotential]

1. Confess. Who made you do it? It came out of nowhere, so I want an explanation!
2. What are you gonna do if you do walk in on me changing, huh?
3. Stop arguing when I say I wanna spend time with you! Is it so odd for you to attract friends?
4. You are so adorable I don't know what to do with myself. I wonder if you're capable of blushing?
5. Something tells me you're a great deal stronger than you're leading them on to believe.

[adios_comma_asshole]

You really think I plan ahead?

[lookingforhead]

1) I know you don't enjoy talking to us, but there's clearly something on your mind.

2) I hope you and Anastasia are doing well. Sorry I haven't seen you lately.

3) To the tall thin man: I'd like to talk again now that I'm not looking like a little kid again.

4) I'm still up for a sparring match if you ever have the time.

5) I'm still not sure who you are, but we keep helping each other. I'd like to get to know you better.

6) I miss you

7) I DON'T MISS YOU! AND YOU CAN'T READ THIS! NYA! （￣へ￣）

8) I haven't seen you since we were talking about cake. How are you?

9) I'm glad my headlessness isn't scaring you so much anymore.

10) Regina, where are you? I haven't seen you lately.

[provenworth]

I owe you a sparring match and a race between your bike and my thestral.

[mamamartini]

1.) I'm always going to feel guilty.
2.) The hard part is knowing that even if I do get out of this place, I have nowhere to go. My life is literally over, and I spent too much of it screwing up. I don't want to do that here.
3.) You're so beautiful and talented, at least those genes I can be proud of.
4.) I'm sorry for everything else, though.
5.) I missed you every day we were apart.
6.) Part of me hopes you'll show up here one day, too. I miss you so much.
7.) I'm sorry for what happened to you. I know it's nothing that had to do with me, but sometimes just seeing you breaks my heart.
8.) I love you like you were my own.
9.) You're fascinating. We will need to play cards again, soon.
10.) I don't want you in my life anymore, but I just don't know if I'm strong enough to kick you out.

[crowsicle]

(Yeah I don't have a response to this so just have a sad icon)