there's seven things i hate about you....

[hypercompetent]

shut up i totally didn't quote miley cyrus THE TEN THINGS TO TEN PEOPLE MEME
1. post a comment detailing 10 things your character has to say to 10 people! Or more, or less. Do whatever number you think is necessary!

2. don't designate who each number is for! they can be as specific or vague as you want, but no names, just letters/numbers.

3. Other characters can respond (hey is number 3 me? You jerk!), or wonder about the other numbers (you got into a fight with your number 9? who was that?) et cetera, et cetera.

4. Let the heartfelt feelings/awkward miscommunication/passive aggressive bitchiness begin!!

Comments

content warning: violence, abuse

[lovesmankind]

1. I will choke the breath from you and watch the life fade from your eye.

2. You are a fool, and I want to see you humiliated in every way possible.

3. If I cannot kill you in our world, then I will attempt to kill you here. At least it will be entertaining.

4. You could end my life at any moment, but nonetheless, I will serve you and worship you. There is no atrocity I would not commit, if it would please you.

5. You were much more beautiful, the last time I saw you. You could be beautiful again.

6. You bring me delight. I could do more to ease your suffering, but I won't.

7. Don't think to stand in my way. And the same goes for you, too.

8. You're pathetic, but I must admit, you did make me laugh. I'll consider you a source of entertainment.

9. You intrigue me. Your power may present a danger to me, but I think I like you.

10. Perhaps we could work together.

[puppy_lancer]

...Master, what are you talking about?

[Why is everything so horrible?]

[lovesmankind]

It's nothing you need to concern yourself with, Lancer.

[He smiles. Now that he's his Servant, he's at least going to aid Lancer in concealing his identity and not call him Cu Chulainn.]

[puppy_lancer]

...I guess.

Is 5 Claudia?

[lovesmankind]

Everything's fine.

No, my wife is always the most beautiful to me.

[Well, more or less. There might be some exceptions. Like Angra Mainyu.]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Man, even I'm not this big an asshole.

[lovesmankind]

It's a matter of nature. I am as God made me. I do what I was meant to do.

[alwaysgrumpy]

In that case, I'm pretty glad to be a strict non-believer. Your god must have quite a mean-streak.

[lovesmankind]

My God is a merciful God, and just. Nonetheless, He has made someone like me, and I wish to know why.

I will act according to the nature he gave me, but what was His purpose in making me? What role do I serve in His creation?

Horrified laughing and rending of garments here

[gordianknots]

Waver, don't you want to guess?

[lovesmankind]

NO. HE WANTS TO UNSEE THIS.

[gordianknots]

You know on the other hand why am I even surprised by the nature of these?

WELL HE CAN'T

[lovesmankind]

I'm not generally so open, but this is what I am. I am not ashamed.

[fairbrook]

It sounds almost as if you are looking for a declaration of war, Father Kotomine.

[lovesmankind]

Not at all. I wish to be allowed to pursue my goals in peace.

[fairbrook]

Then I best advise you do not overstep your bounds.

[SIR, YOU SHOULD NOT BE MAKING THIS THREAT. :V]

INSERT WATCHIN' LIKE AN ANGRY DOG

[untilavalon]

WATCH ALL YOU WANT, KIREI'S GOTTA BE FREE

[lovesmankind]

SHE WILL END YOU THE MOMENT SHE GETS A REASON TO

[untilavalon]

BUT HE'LL COME RIGHT BACK JUST LIKE BEFORE

[lovesmankind]

[purpleprose]

And this, after all those questions about human nature.

It sounds like you've already drawn your own conclusions... and lived them, too.

[lovesmankind]

I have not. I still have many questions. There is much I have yet to understand. That is why my work is not done.

My primary questions remain unanswered: what am I, and why do I exist?

[purpleprose]

Well, judging from your list, you're a raging psychopath with an existentialism complex attempting to find purpose in murder and torment.

[lovesmankind]

[He's not even going to argue that.]

I have found meaning in my life, but it is the beauty of humanity that pleases me.

Words. Easy enough to say. None of them tell me my true purpose or nature. Why was I made this way?

[provenworth]

....You're not the same man I met initially.