there's seven things i hate about you....

[hypercompetent]

shut up i totally didn't quote miley cyrus THE TEN THINGS TO TEN PEOPLE MEME
1. post a comment detailing 10 things your character has to say to 10 people! Or more, or less. Do whatever number you think is necessary!

2. don't designate who each number is for! they can be as specific or vague as you want, but no names, just letters/numbers.

3. Other characters can respond (hey is number 3 me? You jerk!), or wonder about the other numbers (you got into a fight with your number 9? who was that?) et cetera, et cetera.

4. Let the heartfelt feelings/awkward miscommunication/passive aggressive bitchiness begin!!

Comments

Not quite 10 since he hasn't met that many people yet.

[snakesroarquietly]

1. I'm obligated to despise you and sometimes you make it easy. Yet you're surprisingly difficult to loathe.
2. You make me ashamed of being a Black.
3. I wish we could turn back time and start over but I fear it wouldn't change anything.
4. I don't know what to make of you.
5. I can't escape you and your influence, can I?
6. That wasn't funny.

[burning_love]

I can't tell whether I should be claiming 4 or 6.

[snakesroarquietly]

Both would apply but I was thinking of someone else when I wrote 6.

[burning_love]

Well that's a better opinion than I was expecting.

[snakesroarquietly]

If it makes you feel better, your helpfulness is disquieting.

[burning_love]

Well, I live to serve the public. And you count as the public, I guess.

[snakesroarquietly]

Thank you...?

[burning_love]

No thanks needed, it's just my job.

[snakesroarquietly]

You have a very odd job.

[burning_love]

Well I'm also a waiter but they're both really the same job. Information, money, fire and cooking are all involved in both. Not to mention the helping people bit.

[snakesroarquietly]

So you do a house elf's work.

[burning_love]

...Guessing you mean some kind of wizard slave. Uh, no. I fight criminals, rescue citizens and make sure everyone's safe. Or, um, would. If I'd actually graduated from hero school.

[snakesroarquietly]

That makes you sound like a Gryffindor.

But you cook and wait on people as well, which is house elf work.

[alwaysimpure]

...you do realize they just about all sound as if they could be to me?

Except 1, I guess.

...now you've made me sad.

[snakesroarquietly]

I see.

If you can't figure it out for yourself telling you won't make a difference, will it?

you started it!

[alwaysimpure]

I could think positive and go with 3. That's relatively positive, for you.

[snakesroarquietly]

You're right.

[alwaysimpure]

Hurrah.

Overjoyed.

[snakesroarquietly]

I should have known you would be an ungrateful prat.

[alwaysimpure]

You want me to be grateful over you believing we have no second chance?

[snakesroarquietly]

I never said that! I said it would turn out the same if we went back in time. Or would you deny that you would still grow up a Gryffindor rebel?

[alwaysimpure]

I sure hope so. Maybe we could cut the chase short that time around and have me be born mudblood.

[...okay, wait, obnoxious behavior aside, there was something important here...]

So you do believe we have a second chance?

[snakesroarquietly]

Not if we were to go back.

But here... Who knows?

[alwaysimpure]

I want to change things back there, too.

[snakesroarquietly]

You can't. I'm dead, remember?