there's seven things i hate about you....

[hypercompetent]

shut up i totally didn't quote miley cyrus THE TEN THINGS TO TEN PEOPLE MEME
1. post a comment detailing 10 things your character has to say to 10 people! Or more, or less. Do whatever number you think is necessary!

2. don't designate who each number is for! they can be as specific or vague as you want, but no names, just letters/numbers.

3. Other characters can respond (hey is number 3 me? You jerk!), or wonder about the other numbers (you got into a fight with your number 9? who was that?) et cetera, et cetera.

4. Let the heartfelt feelings/awkward miscommunication/passive aggressive bitchiness begin!!

Comments

cracks knuckles itm Isaac is a brat

[algidity]

1. I seriously think everything would be easier if you were out of the picture.

2. Do you know how much you suck sometimes? Regardless, I still think you're great.

3. I kind of want to flirt with them to make you notice, that's not okay. Seriously, stop it.

4. I don't know what to think of you and that's kind of frustrating in a good way.

5. I wonder what would have happened if I'd done the same thing as you... You make me think about it.

6. I don't trust you.

7. I will kill you if you try anything.

8. I trust you.

I actually managed 10 for Sirius

[alwaysimpure]

1. You remind me so much of her it hurts sometimes. I wonder if she'd have become like you, if she'd lived long enough.

2. You ever need a wing man, I'm up for it.

3. We actually had a civil conversation for a while, I still can't believe it.

4. I thought I'd never see you again. Maybe we can become what we once were.

5. You actually deserved to rot at that place.

6. I need you.

7. Hey, I bet if I'd read a book about you as a kid, I'd be your fan, too.

8. You looked really good with that hair. Pink's your colour.

9. Thank you for all you've done for him.

10. I wish I could help you, mate. I'm there if you want to talk.

[gordianknots]

1. Sorry concerning the most recent events in the history of the grail wars.

2. I am not sorry concerning the most recent events in the history of the grail wars.

3. I would say I wish you were a student of mine, but I appreciate the equality in our relationship as is.

4. You gave me a very important gift on a bridge. Thank you.

[bitchesgetstitches]

1. I don't know what I'm doing here.
2. Who are you people.

[darlingdraculina]

1.) I want you to be proud of me but I'm scared of what it will take to really get there.
2.) I'd never have a chance.
3.) I owe you a lot and I don't know how I'll ever repay it.
4.) Stop calling me a bimbo, it actually really frustrates me.
5.) I miss you and I never thought I'd ever think that in a million years. I owe you a lot, too.
6.) Realistically, I should hate you a lot more than I do.
7.) Where did you come from?
8.) I don't like him. Something's not right.
9.) I wish I could help you.
10.) I will kill you.

[untilavalon]

1. Though the truth is not easy to bear, I thank you for your honesty. It was perhaps necessary to hear.

2. I am quite fond of sharing time with you. You have my respect.

3. Your forgiveness is much appreciated, and your wisdom as well.

4. There are no depths nor heights that can contain how large the possibility of me never saying 'yes' to you is. My abhorrence of your presence is remarkably strong.

5. I will be ever grateful for your kindness.

6. Things between us had began rocky, but there may be hope for you yet.

7. I hope you were right. I am trying, I promise, but I can only feel I have let you down. I will learn.

8. You have so much potential. I am intrigued by you.

9. I don't know the nature of the danger you pose, but I will not allow you to bring about harm.

10. You have reminded me of a certain kind of hope.

[gordianknots]

....call me an utter pessimist but I doubt number four will listen.

[purpleprose]

Considering I know little of a bridge incident and less of your grail wars, I'm going to be presumptuous enough to ask whether the third one refers to me.

[untilavalon]

Oh, I don't expect him to.

But repeating won't kill me.

[gordianknots]

You'd be correct.

[gordianknots]

No, not at all.

[hypercompetent]

1. WE'RE FINALLY REUNITED. Dude, it's been me and Al and Derek here for so long I was just waiting for you to come back. When this full moon shit is done for this month, me and you have to catch up, big time. I missed you like crazy.

2. I miss her everyday, too.

3. You're really starting to grow on me, and I literally never thought it was going to happen. Ever. So...good on you, dude.

4. Please, please, please, please stay safe while you're here.

5. I was really nervous when you left for a while, but you came back, and everything was okay. I'm really glad, because you're a seriously awesome friend, and we've gotten a lot closer since we all got here.

6. What the hell did I get myself into? I don't think I'm going to be digging myself out of this anytime soon, and I think I kind of like it that way.

7. I'm still not over your edition of Extreme Makeover, like. Wow. You're kind of incredible. ...and I'm really glad to see you're okay.

8. You're like the really cool older sibling I never had. If you ever need anything, you know I a on that like white on rice.

9. I can't believe you're going to teach me magic, dude. I kind of knew as soon as I met you we were gonna be friends, but I think me and you are gonna be bros, and for a long time. I'm glad I met you.

10. I think we need to have a talk soon. I'm sorry in advance.

11. I'm not really surprised you did what you did? I'm mostly surprised you fell for it. I've got a really bad feeling about you.

12. Your nicknames are starting to catch on. If I have one more person call me Puppy Chow, I swear to freakin god.

13. You straight up terrify me. Like seriously.

[thornybeauty]

Puppy Chow is good name for you, though. It matches so well with Beneful.

totally ic tho

[acesover]

1. Ha.

2. haha.

3. Haha.

4. Ha Ha haha

5. Oh wait that's not how this goes is it

6. anyway you know who you are

7. that hair dye doesn't suit you hon

8. sup fag

9. you look swell, even if you look like a bit of a dumbass

10. my biggest regret in life is not being able to drink alcohol alongside you

[purpleprose]

1. I often wish you'd let me inside your head, but you probably think I'm going to try to wreck what's in there.
2. You give me hope for my own future.
3. As long as you are here, I will never want to leave.
4. I remember more than you might think, but I don't mind reliving it as long as we're here.
5. As much as I appreciate the drunk companionship, I hope you won't make it a habit.
6. You are the most interesting person I've met in a considerably long time, and the maturity is refreshing.
7. A breath of fresh air, to be sure. Please continue the contrast; it's good for people as dysfunctional as the rest of us.
8. I look forward to future shenanigans.
9. Your presence is something of a fulfillment of a childhood dream.
10. I won't necessarily buy your products, but your story might be a different matter.
11. I may or may not have pulled a fast one during that little competition of ours. I would say I am sorry, but considering the fun that was had, I'm really not.

[alwaysgrumpy]

1. You're nice to talk to, for a nazi.

2. More of us, huh? Thanks for the heads-up.

3. You look like a cosplayer I'd see on the streets of Akihabara.

4. Your hairstyle is pretty cool, lady.

5. I wonder if you kidnap princesses and have a stash of treasure around here.

6. You reeeeeeaaaaally need to see a doctor about all the blood.

7. Those super-boots are pretty awesome in action, I have to admit.

8. Part of me wants to know how you can see. Part of me is afraid to ask.

9. Your weapon is pretty friggin' cool-lookin'.

10. You might want to consider a longer skirt. Just sayin'.

[purpleprose]

Thought so.

That being said, if I were a pupil of yours, what would I be learning?

[purpleprose]

So specific.

Would I be wrong in thinking that the tenth is referring to my mother?

content warning: violence, abuse

[lovesmankind]

1. I will choke the breath from you and watch the life fade from your eye.

2. You are a fool, and I want to see you humiliated in every way possible.

3. If I cannot kill you in our world, then I will attempt to kill you here. At least it will be entertaining.

4. You could end my life at any moment, but nonetheless, I will serve you and worship you. There is no atrocity I would not commit, if it would please you.

5. You were much more beautiful, the last time I saw you. You could be beautiful again.

6. You bring me delight. I could do more to ease your suffering, but I won't.

7. Don't think to stand in my way. And the same goes for you, too.

8. You're pathetic, but I must admit, you did make me laugh. I'll consider you a source of entertainment.

9. You intrigue me. Your power may present a danger to me, but I think I like you.

10. Perhaps we could work together.

[puppy_lancer]

...Master, what are you talking about?

[Why is everything so horrible?]

[gordianknots]

If I'm working personally with a student? I want a full demonstration of all skills, hone in on the strengths and weaknesses, and try and figure out what need the most development. It could be a strength made stronger, a weakness to round everything out, or maybe something lying dormant.

[alwaysgrumpy]

Man, even I'm not this big an asshole.

Horrified laughing and rending of garments here

[gordianknots]

[lovesmankind]

It's nothing you need to concern yourself with, Lancer.

[He smiles. Now that he's his Servant, he's at least going to aid Lancer in concealing his identity and not call him Cu Chulainn.]

[puppy_lancer]

...I guess.

Is 5 Claudia?