there's seven things i hate about you....

[hypercompetent]

shut up i totally didn't quote miley cyrus THE TEN THINGS TO TEN PEOPLE MEME
1. post a comment detailing 10 things your character has to say to 10 people! Or more, or less. Do whatever number you think is necessary!

2. don't designate who each number is for! they can be as specific or vague as you want, but no names, just letters/numbers.

3. Other characters can respond (hey is number 3 me? You jerk!), or wonder about the other numbers (you got into a fight with your number 9? who was that?) et cetera, et cetera.

4. Let the heartfelt feelings/awkward miscommunication/passive aggressive bitchiness begin!!

Comments

[betteroffdead]

1. You are a miserable worm. No, a maggot. I wish to crush you under my heel. You do NOT touch the hair!
2. I wish I had the courage to tell you how I feel for you. I wish I had the courage to admit it to myself.
3. You are more interesting than most. I hope I will run into you again.
4. Father figure? Are you kidding? But if I have to suffer this indignity I'm glad it's you.
5. Your jokes aren't as funny as you like to believe.
6. I don't like you but I'm glad you're here. I don't feel quite as alone anymore.
7. From all the things that happened during that ridiculous week, the conversation with you is the one I have the fondest memories of.
8. I hate to be the one to tell you, but you were a brat.
9. You are interesting, but also disturbing.
10. I might be more willing to talk to you now.

[alwaysimpure]

I'm honoured! Number 1.

[betteroffdead]

You are literate. Will wonders never cease.

[alwaysimpure]

I can even dress myself!

[betteroffdead]

Astounding.