there's seven things i hate about you....

[hypercompetent]

shut up i totally didn't quote miley cyrus THE TEN THINGS TO TEN PEOPLE MEME
1. post a comment detailing 10 things your character has to say to 10 people! Or more, or less. Do whatever number you think is necessary!

2. don't designate who each number is for! they can be as specific or vague as you want, but no names, just letters/numbers.

3. Other characters can respond (hey is number 3 me? You jerk!), or wonder about the other numbers (you got into a fight with your number 9? who was that?) et cetera, et cetera.

4. Let the heartfelt feelings/awkward miscommunication/passive aggressive bitchiness begin!!

Comments

[burning_love]

1. Just so you know, I am not impressed with having to parent someone who's as much older than me as you are.

2. You're really weird and I don't understand your world, but I guess you're not that bad.

3. ...That actually applies to three people.

4. One of them not so much. You're... not as weird as your world.

5. I still think it's dangerous to trust you, but I'm starting to. You better not screw that up.

6. You make me miss a girl back home.

7. Do I even know ten people here?

8. Huh... no one else made that much of an impression.

9. I'm done.

10. Goodbye.

[morethanpasta]

You never told me you're parenting anyone!

[burning_love]

I thought you would've noticed by now.

[morethanpasta]

I didn't! I didn't know of anyone but me that you spend a lot of time with.

[burning_love]

Well, there is Loki, I guess, but yeah, no, you'd be the one I'm parenting.

You're seriously old enough to be my dad, though. That is really scary.

[morethanpasta]

Ve~ really? Oh! That is nice of you. But I've been parenting you, too!

[burning_love]

Really? I never noticed.

[morethanpasta]

...

That was mean.

[burning_love]

Oh come on, that's not the meaning thing I've told you. You can be a man about it, right?

[morethanpasta]

But it was mean anyway.

[burning_love]

Well... yeah, I guess it was. Sorry.

[morethanpasta]

So I'm allowed to mother you?

[burning_love]

I don't think that's the word you'd use for it if you knew my mother. But yes, I guess you can.

[morethanpasta]

We don't have to call it mothering. But I will cook pasta for you and remind you to have siesta with me!

[burning_love]

Hm... well my mom does do that for me usually, and I'd like that. We can call it mothering-minus-sudden-hot-flashes-of-screaming-in-Chinese-and-setting-things-on-fire-when-I-piss-mom-off.

[morethanpasta]

...only if you promise not to threaten me with a frying pan!

[burning_love]

I definitely won't. Frying pans aren't really my style.

[morethanpasta]

I'm glad! Frying pans are scary. Really really scary. Especially the huge cast-iron ones. You can knock someone out with a frying pan!

[burning_love]

You could kill someone with a frying pan. I mean, my mom's hit me with a spoon before but a frying pan's plain cruelty.

[morethanpasta]

Hungary often tried to kill Prussia with one. But she never hit me.

[burning_love]

Uhhh... okay then. That's... [Actually really funny BRB chuckling.]