Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Stiles Stilinski

[(Anonymous)]

We promise that beyond his crazy name, he's cute at least 70% of the time. He takes care of a wolf 'sanctuary', so he's good with the bitey.

Also, it's a good cause. After all, the dateless are endangered in Beacon Hills. <3

[hypercompetent]

I'm cute all of th-- hey wait a second.

[missleadingquestions]

What's the matter?

[hypercompetent]

You remind me way too much of Lydia. Really cute? And really, really evil.

[missleadingquestions]

Aw, how sweet!

...Wait.

[sharpiewielder]

[Raises his hand.]

TEN!

[What, don't question him.]

[you_have_heart]

Fifty.

[Oh hi there Stiles]

[algidity]

...I really feel like the 70% is pushing it.

[missleadingquestions]

Do you think it was too nice? I wonder if we can change it...

[algidity]

Definitely too nice. Maybe you should add fine print to it.


Have you seen him when he eats? It's like watching a seagull try to swallow a basketball.

[missleadingquestions]

You're right. I'll do that!!

.........

[...Maya isn't any neater at eating.]

never has an icon been more relevant

[hypercompetent]

Bidders only, cheapskate.

back at ya icon wise

[algidity]

What if I bid on you?

[alwaysgrumpy]

Damn it, Stiles. It's cheesy to talk yourself up on these things.

[hypercompetent]

It wasn't me! I am not that desperate! [ He's that desperate. ]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Whateeeeeeever you say, Stiles.

[alwaysimpure]

If I win, then can I make him test potions?

ADDENDUM/FINE PRINT SCRIBBLED IN THE CORNER

[missleadingquestions]

70% Not guaranteed

SCRATCHED OUT

[hypercompetent]

80%

SUPER SCRATCHED OUT

[algidity]

50%

Re: Stiles Stilinski

[secret_genius]

One hundred.

[What can she say, she likes having the goofball around]

[hypercompetent]

[ just this face ]

[triskeles]

Thousand.

[ What do you mean sniping bids? ]

[hypercompetent]

[ CHOKES ON AIR ]

Oh my god, you're that asshole.

[triskeles]

[ Quirks brows casually. ]