fairbrook: narben of lj; (To make some man a mess;)
Sir Integra "Vampmum" Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing ([personal profile] fairbrook) wrote in [community profile] rubycity_ooc2013-07-02 07:54 pm
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Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme



Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!


1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Kirei Kotomine | Fate/Zero

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
A...fairly responsible priest. He knows how to heal and is usually gloomy and serious if you're into that shit. He's married, but that's why I'm putting him on auction.

Someone bid on him so his wife gets a break.
lovesmankind: (004)

[personal profile] lovesmankind 2013-07-03 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Lancer.

[Yes, it's not too difficult for him to tell who's behind this.

Bad dog.
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Stiles Stilinski

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
We promise that beyond his crazy name, he's cute at least 70% of the time. He takes care of a wolf 'sanctuary', so he's good with the bitey.

Also, it's a good cause. After all, the dateless are endangered in Beacon Hills. <3
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (some nights i wish they'd fall off)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-07-03 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm cute all of th-- hey wait a second.

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back at ya icon wise

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Enjolras | Les Miserables

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Bonjour, Ruby City!

One marble statue up for auction for your dating pleasure. He's tall, blonde, and handsome.

He doesn't have much of a sense of humor, I'm afraid. Or one at all. But hey, just bring up revolution and I promise he'll be good for some dinner conversation. If he lets you get a word in edgewise.

Any takers? :o)
worldabouttodawn: (And all men will have their reward)

Re: Enjolras | Les Miserables

[personal profile] worldabouttodawn 2013-07-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
... Grantaire if this is your doing...

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Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
And also up for auction, a one-of-a-kind Attorney-at-law! He can be mildly funny and is incredible at cleaning, especially scrubbing toilets.

However, he is also a fuddy-duddy and will not watch any popular things with you so don't plan on a night of fun.

That's right, boys and girls, start bidding on Mr. Almost-always-Wright.
wright_idea: (OBJECTION DAMNIT)

[personal profile] wright_idea 2013-07-03 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
MAYA I KNOW IT WAS YOU, FESS UP.

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Sir Integra Hellsing

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
The tall, graceful protector of L'chateau Hellsing. Let's get her out of the house and on a date, okay?

In addition to being cool and quiet like she's straight out of a TV show, she's also pretty great at fighting and is cool enough to make you look cool, too.
darlingdraculina: <user name="lesbionage"> (You little monster)

[personal profile] darlingdraculina 2013-07-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[AUGH NO THIS ONE IS HERS. D:< FUCK ALL YALL.]

T-twenty!...? [Is that too little? Let's see if anyone goes higher.]

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Jane Foster | MCU

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Who wouldn't want to spend an evening with a brilliant scientist?

Starting bidding price: $5
alwaysimpure: (mischief)

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37. Whatever currency.

[Clearly prime numbers make much more sense than those round ones.]

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Isaac Lahey

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Do you like big puppy eyes, curly hair, and an overprotective tendency to beat the shit out of anyone who looks at you the wrong way? What about generally excessive violence, unnecessary cuddling, and doglike loyalty?

Come take a bid on Isaac Lahey, before he explodes in an unholy combination of sexual frustration and pining!
algidity: ((-) Bitchface)

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Stiles, I know where you sleep.

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The Batter | OFF

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Have a soft spot for the strong, silent type? Look no farther than our dear friend, the Batter! While he isn't one for long conversations or walks on the beach, he is very useful when it comes to battling and is good for those who are fond of baseball!

He could also make for a decent coat rack, if you can manage to talk him into it and has a killer smile.

Starting bid: 6$
fearsnothing: (093 Ω minh'alma é a)

[personal profile] fearsnothing 2013-07-03 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This is preposterous. ]

Ten.

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Hanna Falk Cross

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Redheaded, short, nerdy, and scared of spiders, Hanna's charming in his own special way! He'll take you out for a night on the town, guaranteed! Plus he's like 24 and needs a girlfriend. Help a guy out, ladies!
missleadingquestions: Ryslig Mermaid AU (20)

[personal profile] missleadingquestions 2013-07-03 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. I'll give you a ten, Hanna.

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Aristeo | Original Character

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Do you like rude, arrogant men that feel superior to everyone although they are very far from it? This one might just be who you're looking for. He's sure to never appreciate anything you do, sneer, make snide remarks and get hilariously flustered if you dare insult him.

Also, he looks great in pink.
desertedchateau: (Sly;)

[personal profile] desertedchateau 2013-07-03 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Twenty. Don't tell me he looks great in pink, I've got fabric here with nothing to do.

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Archer | Fate/Zero

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
If you're willing to overlook the fact that he's a lazy, stupid, overly-proud, selfish asshole who spends half of his time mooning over a woman who doesn't want him and the other half saying shit that makes you wanna beat his face in and the third half drinking up all the wine, he's got a reputation as big womanizer and...sort of has a nice ass.

Bid on him and he's yours. I'll even gift wrap him.
untilavalon: (Yᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ)

Re: Archer | Fate/Zero

[personal profile] untilavalon 2013-07-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Whoever put this up is Saber's best friend.]

I'll throw in a favour to whoever buys him.

oh no 1/3

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Dave Strider / Homestuck

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
The second-youngest of house Strilonde, Dave Strider is definitely the key to coolkid-vana. He's good with bad photography and definitely has some of the illest beats around! Also, since he's god-tier, he's notoriously hard to kill, so feel free to use him as your personal punching bag! Makes good noodles in a pinch, though he tends to burn water.

Warning: Breaks swords. All of them.

crowsicle: (kanye shrug)

[personal profile] crowsicle 2013-07-03 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
also unlike the other teenage dave strider that somehow got put up to this this ones not a middle schooler??
like seriously
what the fuck guys
wheres the love for this handsome stud
hey future past me whos reached the age of consent in alabama ill put a fiver down for you

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Alpha!Dave Strider | Homestuck

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
The silver-haired fox of house #12, and quite the looker! Fairly good at knitting, if only because his lady wife is such a good teacher. Has the patience of a saint sometimes. Also sassy. Very sassy. Incredibly sassy.

Beware: Sassy.
primrosepath: (One question haunts and hurts)

[personal profile] primrosepath 2013-07-03 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
What an enchanting-sounding stranger.

Ten.

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Zacharie -> OFF

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
A masked merchant that has no respect for the forth wall, Zacharie has the air of someone who is playful, if a little strange. He changes roles depending on what mask he is wearing, so a two-for-one deal can be found right here! For those who like cuddly types, his cat mask is for you and those who like business men, look no farther than his frog mask! What Zacharie actually looks like under his mask is up to debate but the rest of him is nice to look at. He also sells things, although we have been informed repeatably that he will be charging extra for them.

Warning: will break the forth wall without a care. We are not responsible for whatever may result from that conversation.
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Must we bid in credits?

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Alpha!Rose Lalonde | Homestuck

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
The second half of house #12's eldest dastardly duo, Rosie Lalonde is perfect for keeping you warm though probably in all the wrong ways and will be more than happy to do some late-night cooking to satisfy all your cravings! A very cozy woman, she's sure to give your home the warm, motherly touch it was missing.

Do be careful, though; she tends to run her knitting needles through the eyes of her enemies at the slightest provocation.

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Rose Lalonde | Homestuck

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
This is the cheapest shrink advice you'll ever get in the form of a five-something blonde girl with a slight drinking problem. Guaranteed to help you straighten out your head and fix your booze problem by drinking all of it or your money back.
purpleprose: (coy)

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You forgot to mention my magnanimous charm, staggering intelligence, razor-sharp wit, and unparalleled beauty. Frankly, I'm offended.

Also, I'm not cheap--simply charitable.

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Davesprite | Homestuck

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
!!LIMITED EDITION!!

Take home your very own, one-of-a-kind Davesprite today! Makes a great body pillow! Also catches and kills mice! A wonderful heater for the foot of your bed! Comes in orange, orange, orange, and also orange.
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Re: Davesprite | Homestuck

[personal profile] untilavalon 2013-07-03 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
...I'll put down twenty if he doesn't mind spending the evening training with a knight instead.
Edited 2013-07-03 02:18 (UTC)

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Alpha!Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever wanted your very own alcoholic mother-figure? Do you wish your throw pillows were covered with wizardly flair? Have you ever wondered how your vacuum would look if it were bronzed and put on a pedestal? If you answered 'yes' to any of those questions, then Mom Lalonde is for you! With 75% less Freudian flair than other Lalonde models, this dame is definitely the perfect damsel to complete your romantic interlude of an evening.
primrosepath: (And turn against you)

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[Dear God, she really did bronze and pedestal the vacuum. That dream really wasn't her fifteen year-old mind's deep-seated resentment over her (adoptive) mother pestering her to clean the living room.]

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HOUSE #12 | STRILONDE MULTI-LOT | Homestuck

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
The most creative zaniness you can pack into one household, the residents of Casa del Trainwreck definitely put the 'fun' in 'dysfunction'. Own the matched set today!
mamamartini: (I feel like I'm on fire)

[personal profile] mamamartini 2013-07-03 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, oh! Me!

FOUR HUNDRED.

[Someone stop her; she's drunk as hell. Her little number-fan-card-thing is upside down.]

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Labrys | Persona 4 Arena

[personal profile] hasthepotential 2013-07-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon folks, just look at her!



S'not every day you see a cute robot girl fill out a school uniform like that! ♥ She's sassy, cute, and who knows? At the right price, maybe she'll let you touch her axe~
unit031: (ι'м нere тo ѕcreaм)

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Seras Victoria | Hellsing

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Come one, come all, to the biggest, most enjoyable attraction of the auction! This blazing beauty here is certainly good willed enough to go out and have dinner with aaaaaaaaany gentleman with deep enough pockets! Plus, she's ideal for the man looking for the exotic deal... get this: She's an authentic vampire! That's right, you heard me, folks! Watch out, cause she just might bite!
darlingdraculina: <user name="lesbionage"> (A story that they'll never forget)

[personal profile] darlingdraculina 2013-07-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
EXCUSE ME.

I-- I DIDN'T OKAY THIS?!

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Jane Crocker | Homestuck

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
The sanest member of house #12 comes with her own E-Z-Bake oven and a Crocker!Corp headband with matching death-trident. Ǒ̖̣̘ͩ̓ͧ͒͜B̳̯̼̠ͣͯ̏̈́͐̋̒̈E̵̓̇ͮͧ͑͏̥̘̞̲̜Y̱̰͈͛.̸̥̩͖̜̬́ͪͧ ̡͍̟̭̼̺̘͋ͦͪC̭͉̱͕̼̤̹̖͌͊ͥ̍̅Ơ̜̤̲̾͊̅̓ͯ͞ͅN̵̨͚̘͍͈ͧ̓͗̍̽ͥͦ́S̸̩̦̯̬͓͖̗͛ͪͩ͑̆̚͢͠Ū̷̡̯̥̙̾M̴̜̫͎̰͕͔̠̞̚̚͢͜E̱̻̻̹̯͚̦͊.̮͕͉͓̱̼̦̀̑̀̈̏̉ ̡̜̠̹̠͚̖̹ͦS̓̍̈ͦ̾҉̙͇̰̱͎U͚̲͚̟ͯͧ̔͑Ḅ̨͚̜̜̒ͅḾ̷̙̳͉ͥ̍Ỉ̹̪ͧ̈́T̨̡͉͉͚̝͗ͣ̊ͩ̿̃.̨̐͐͋̂̓̓̎̚҉̳̼̙̲͕

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Shinjiro Aragaki | Persona 3 Portable

[personal profile] hasthepotential 2013-07-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
For the lady (or gent?) who's up for the challenge, Shinjiro Aragaki-senpai! (*fanfares!*)


Kyaa lookit that blush, folks!

He's a little rough around the edges, but don't let his hobo look fool you! Deep down inside is the heart of a gentleman, and--ooh, did I forget to mention that he's quite the gourmet? ♥ You won't need to go out on the town to get a good meal with this fella around!
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Shinjiro Aragaki | Persona 3 Portable

[personal profile] adios_comma_asshole 2013-07-03 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're taking your life in your hands.

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Dirk Strider | Homestuck

(Anonymous) 2013-07-03 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
If you're looking for a stoic ball of fuckery and more emotions than one teenage boy should be able to produce, look no further! A hard worker, Dirk promises to make your heart stop out of fear at least twice every twenty-four hours, simply by living recklessly! Don't pass up this killer Strider deal!
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Dirk Strider | Homestuck

[personal profile] sharpiewielder 2013-07-03 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Not bidding, but snickering anyway.]

Ain't that the truth.

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Akihiko Sanada | Persona 3 Portable/Arena

[personal profile] hasthepotential 2013-07-03 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
This guy's been training with bears guys!



So I think it'd be safe to say that he'd be the champion of all bear hugs! Awww yeaaah~~

Akihiko Sanada is not without his fair share of admirers. He's definitely more than just a pretty face! He's a total knight--er, without the shining armor (or a shirt, for that matter).
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What in the world...?

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