Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Kirei Kotomine | Fate/Zero

[(Anonymous)]

A...fairly responsible priest. He knows how to heal and is usually gloomy and serious if you're into that shit. He's married, but that's why I'm putting him on auction.

Someone bid on him so his wife gets a break.

[lovesmankind]

Lancer.

[Yes, it's not too difficult for him to tell who's behind this.

Bad dog.]

[puppy_lancer]

...What?

[Trying to play innocent. Failing.]

[lovesmankind]

[You're bad at the innocent act, don't even try.]

I assume you're responsible for this.

[fairbrook]

...

[No... she's not considering bidding on Kirei just to keep him away from Claudia, is she?]

Stiles Stilinski

[(Anonymous)]

We promise that beyond his crazy name, he's cute at least 70% of the time. He takes care of a wolf 'sanctuary', so he's good with the bitey.

Also, it's a good cause. After all, the dateless are endangered in Beacon Hills. <3

[hypercompetent]

I'm cute all of th-- hey wait a second.

[sharpiewielder]

[Raises his hand.]

TEN!

[What, don't question him.]

[missleadingquestions]

What's the matter?

[algidity]

...I really feel like the 70% is pushing it.

[hypercompetent]

You remind me way too much of Lydia. Really cute? And really, really evil.

Enjolras | Les Miserables

[(Anonymous)]

Bonjour, Ruby City!

One marble statue up for auction for your dating pleasure. He's tall, blonde, and handsome.

He doesn't have much of a sense of humor, I'm afraid. Or one at all. But hey, just bring up revolution and I promise he'll be good for some dinner conversation. If he lets you get a word in edgewise.

Any takers? :o)

Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney

[(Anonymous)]

And also up for auction, a one-of-a-kind Attorney-at-law! He can be mildly funny and is incredible at cleaning, especially scrubbing toilets.

However, he is also a fuddy-duddy and will not watch any popular things with you so don't plan on a night of fun.

That's right, boys and girls, start bidding on Mr. Almost-always-Wright.

[alwaysgrumpy]

Damn it, Stiles. It's cheesy to talk yourself up on these things.

[missleadingquestions]

Aw, how sweet!

...Wait.

[wright_idea]

MAYA I KNOW IT WAS YOU, FESS UP.

[unhealing]

W-wait, shouldn't I have a say in this...?!

[ENJOY YOUR INEFFECTUAL ANGER, ~MYSTERIOUS ANON~]

[missleadingquestions]

Do you think it was too nice? I wonder if we can change it...

[missleadingquestions]

Come on, Nick, why would I ever do that??

[hypercompetent]

It wasn't me! I am not that desperate! [ He's that desperate. ]

[algidity]

Definitely too nice. Maybe you should add fine print to it.


Have you seen him when he eats? It's like watching a seagull try to swallow a basketball.

Sir Integra Hellsing

[(Anonymous)]

The tall, graceful protector of L'chateau Hellsing. Let's get her out of the house and on a date, okay?

In addition to being cool and quiet like she's straight out of a TV show, she's also pretty great at fighting and is cool enough to make you look cool, too.

[fairbrook]

[Integra sighs. She will attempt to spare the lawyer an otherwise, unpleasant night.]

Ten...

[The most apathetic bid you'll hear all night.]

Jane Foster | MCU

[(Anonymous)]

Who wouldn't want to spend an evening with a brilliant scientist?

Starting bidding price: $5

never has an icon been more relevant

[hypercompetent]

Bidders only, cheapskate.