Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney

[(Anonymous)]

And also up for auction, a one-of-a-kind Attorney-at-law! He can be mildly funny and is incredible at cleaning, especially scrubbing toilets.

However, he is also a fuddy-duddy and will not watch any popular things with you so don't plan on a night of fun.

That's right, boys and girls, start bidding on Mr. Almost-always-Wright.

[wright_idea]

MAYA I KNOW IT WAS YOU, FESS UP.

[missleadingquestions]

Come on, Nick, why would I ever do that??

[wright_idea]

[Because you're Maya Fey?]

Are you really playing dumb on this?

[missleadingquestions]

You betcha.

[Oh, she knows you know it was her. But there's not much you can do about it, huh, Nick?]

[wright_idea]

*sigh*

[Does it even need to be stated at this point that my life is suffering?]

[fairbrook]

[Integra sighs. She will attempt to spare the lawyer an otherwise, unpleasant night.]

Ten...

[The most apathetic bid you'll hear all night.]

[missleadingquestions]

Come on, we can make it higher than that.

...or wait, is it higher in, uh, English currency?

[fairbrook]

Yes...

[.... She's going to regret this.]

[missleadingquestions]

So we can make 20, then.

[fairbrook]

30£, if you're so insistent.

[Apathetically bidding through all of this.]