Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Isaac Lahey

[(Anonymous)]

Do you like big puppy eyes, curly hair, and an overprotective tendency to beat the shit out of anyone who looks at you the wrong way? What about generally excessive violence, unnecessary cuddling, and doglike loyalty?

Come take a bid on Isaac Lahey, before he explodes in an unholy combination of sexual frustration and pining!

[algidity]

Stiles, I know where you sleep.

[hypercompetent]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[algidity]

Really? Because I heard your heart skip a beat from here.

[alwaysimpure]

...are you hitting on him or threatening him?

[algidity]

...Are you serious right now?

[alwaysimpure]

I'm always Sirius.

[algidity]

...No.

[Leave]

[alwaysimpure]

Just saying, that's a lot of passion...

im so sorry

[bitchesgetstitches]

[Raises hand.]

Fifty.

[What? That's a nice specimen right there. And fifty bucks for a werewolf body ain't bad. ]

LMFAO

[algidity]

What.

[dhglkdfhglkhdfklgkdfh]

[bitchesgetstitches]

[Waves.]

[notmymccalling]

Fifty-five.

[You better be worth this, Isaac. He really doesn't make much as a vet's assistant.]

[bitchesgetstitches]

Oh-ho.

[Cute.]

Seventy-five.

[notmymccalling]

[Siiiiighs. Isaac is so much trouble, sometimes.]

Eighty.

Really, what do you want with this gangly high schooler? C'mon, there are better things for you to waste your money on. He's curly and lanky and kind of weird.

[algidity]

[Excuse u.]

[bitchesgetstitches]

I have my reasons.

[That's not creepy at all, Stein.]

One hundred.

I'm actually seriously enjoying the creepy.

[notmymccalling]

Reasons?

[No, totally not at all in the least bit creepy.]

One-ten.

oh thank god IM ALWAYS AFRAID HES BEING TOO CREEPY

[bitchesgetstitches]

Where are all of you kids getting this money?

Two hundred.

I LOVE HIM OK

[algidity]

[ALL OF THEM HAVE PUT THEIR WALLETS IN A POOL TO PROTECT EACH OTHER. And Derek... Mostly Derek... ISAAC HAS INSURANCE MONEY FROM HIS DAD THO SO HAH ON ALL OF YOU and he had a job but whatever.

But seriously, Scott you did not just insult him for nothing I s2g.]

Ditto! Then again, I really like creepy characters.

[notmymccalling]

[Yeah, Scott is probably the least financially stable of the group.]

Hey, I have a job--had a job. Back home.

Two-ten?

muahaha then i am glad i am doing my jorb!

[bitchesgetstitches]

[He's starting to think all of you kids might actually be friends or something.

Which would explain the defensiveness and willingness to spend such an exorbitant amount on keeping them from experimentation a nice day with a nice doctor jeez you are hurting his feelings.

...Well you would be if he had any, but he doesn't. So you're cool.]

So, assuming you win this; are you actually going to take him on a date?

You'd be cute together.

[Now the question is: Is he fucking with you or what?]

Two-thirty.

kdlfhgklhflkhdlkfhlkdhfglkh

[algidity]

[Someone is goldfishing. He can't words. Oh god, Scott's probably goldfishing worse. Don't mind him going fifty shades of embarrassed and red.]

W..h...at.

Cute together? Like... together together? He's just...

Me and...

...

[He's just going to GAPE at Scott, because he has pretty much attached himself to Scott's side since he's gotten here. Even dealing with Stiles.]

1/3

[notmymccalling]

Wh--?

[First, he's gaping like a fish, yep.]

2/3

[notmymccalling]

[Then he lets out a small laugh, nervous in nature. An idea starts forming in his head.]