Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Davesprite | Homestuck

[(Anonymous)]

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Re: Davesprite | Homestuck

[untilavalon]

...I'll put down twenty if he doesn't mind spending the evening training with a knight instead.

[crowsicle]

[!]

[untilavalon]

Is that fair, or should we have other agreements?

[crowsicle]

no thats
i mean yeah im down with that if thats what you wanna do

[untilavalon]

Then it shall be so.

[crowsicle]

you didnt have to drop cash for that

[untilavalon]

You're young. I wouldn't want anyone putting you in danger with this.

[Tl;dr, ain't no big, kid.]

[crowsicle]

oh
thanks
i mean i can handle myself
but i appreciate the save

[untilavalon]

I believe you. But this way works out well.

[crowsicle]

are you even that much older than me

[untilavalon]

I'm 25. Which is why there was no intention of this actually being a date.

[She knows she doesn't look her age ok...]

[crowsicle]

oh yeah wow ok
well barring any unforeseen plot twists ill see you on saturday with a sword

[untilavalon]

I apologise if it's jarring. The sword stopped my ageing at 15.

And I would expect no less.

[crowsicle]

the sword did?
what sword

[untilavalon]

Caliburn. The sword from the stone-- did I not mention?

[crowsicle]

cali

[Whoaaaaa that's weird.]

like
caledfwlch?

[untilavalon]

The very sword.

"Whosoe'er pulleth out this sword of this stone is rightwise king born of England."

[crowsicle]

wait what the fuck???

[goodknightsweetprince]

id bid for you kid but looks like you already got yourself an admirer

[crowsicle]

this is probably illegal
im a minor

[goodknightsweetprince]

its just a training session right
besides she looks like a minor

[crowsicle]

i meant the concept of putting a kid up for sale at all
though i guess if its just for an evening i can contribute my body to the cause
is there even a cause
where is this money going
where the fuck did people even get money isnt there no currency here??

[goodknightsweetprince]

all great questions for our times
i think people are just saying numbers idk if anyone actually has any fucking dough
maybe theyre bidding hours theyre gonna spend on whatever the fuck idk

[crowsicle]

[(unsure)]

i dont know what bros gonna spend three hundred and forty two hours doing with his boyfriend