Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Dirk Strider | Homestuck

[(Anonymous)]

If you're looking for a stoic ball of fuckery and more emotions than one teenage boy should be able to produce, look no further! A hard worker, Dirk promises to make your heart stop out of fear at least twice every twenty-four hours, simply by living recklessly! Don't pass up this killer Strider deal!

Dirk Strider | Homestuck

[sharpiewielder]

[Not bidding, but snickering anyway.]

Ain't that the truth.

[ape2hiitbanana2]

Eh.

Two buckth.

[thepuppetmaster]

[Love you too, asshole.]

[ape2hiitbanana2]

[ Double pithtolth and a wink. ]

[mamamartini]

Oh please, he's worth more than that!

[Raises hand, spills drink.]

Fifty!

[ape2hiitbanana2]

Oh hell fucking no.

Thixty.

[mamamartini]

[DO NOT TRY TO OUTBID HER, SMALL GRAY CHILD.]

One hundred.

[ape2hiitbanana2]

[ YOU CAN'T WIN THIS OLD PINK HAG. ]

One hundred and twenty two.

[mamamartini]

Two hundred and twenty two.

[WHAT NOW.]

[ape2hiitbanana2]

...

[ Squint. ]

Two hundred and twenty two dollars, and twenty two thentth.

EAT SHIT.

[mamamartini]

That's no way to speak to your elders, little alien boy.

...Three hundred and forty one dollars. And sixty seven cents.

[HOW ABOUT THAT TOTALLY UNEVEN NUMBER.]

[ape2hiitbanana2]

[ EXCALIBUR FACE.PNG ]

What the actual fuck.

Three hundred and forty two dollarth.

[mamamartini]

Dirk, I think I like him.

However, make sure he's willing to spend more than two dollars on you the next time you two decide to go out somewhere, mm?

I'm out.

[thepuppetmaster]

[What.]

[ape2hiitbanana2]

[thepuppetmaster]

[Wow my hero.]

[ape2hiitbanana2]

[hypercompetent]

Couldn't have written it better myself! [ LMAO ]

[crowsicle]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

[heiress_apparent]

Hmm...
Change the 24 hours part to a singular hour and it's even more on the ball.

[Is it acceptable to bid on someone who is in a relationship
?]

[crowsicle]

pfffnahahahahaha

[heiress_apparent]

Well, I'm not wrong.

[crowsicle]

miss c i know you and bro are tight
but you dont even know the half of it

[heiress_apparent]

That'd be because he doesn't mention half of it.
The things we are privy to are at the least, distressing.