Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[ape2hiitbanana2]

Eh.

Two buckth.

[thepuppetmaster]

[Love you too, asshole.]

[ape2hiitbanana2]

[ Double pithtolth and a wink. ]

[mamamartini]

Oh please, he's worth more than that!

[Raises hand, spills drink.]

Fifty!

[ape2hiitbanana2]

Oh hell fucking no.

Thixty.

[mamamartini]

[DO NOT TRY TO OUTBID HER, SMALL GRAY CHILD.]

One hundred.

[ape2hiitbanana2]

[ YOU CAN'T WIN THIS OLD PINK HAG. ]

One hundred and twenty two.

[mamamartini]

Two hundred and twenty two.

[WHAT NOW.]

[ape2hiitbanana2]

...

[ Squint. ]

Two hundred and twenty two dollars, and twenty two thentth.

EAT SHIT.

[mamamartini]

That's no way to speak to your elders, little alien boy.

...Three hundred and forty one dollars. And sixty seven cents.

[HOW ABOUT THAT TOTALLY UNEVEN NUMBER.]

[ape2hiitbanana2]

[ EXCALIBUR FACE.PNG ]

What the actual fuck.

Three hundred and forty two dollarth.

[mamamartini]

Dirk, I think I like him.

However, make sure he's willing to spend more than two dollars on you the next time you two decide to go out somewhere, mm?

I'm out.

[thepuppetmaster]

[What.]

[ape2hiitbanana2]

[thepuppetmaster]

[Wow my hero.]

[ape2hiitbanana2]

[thepuppetmaster]

 

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[thepuppetmaster]

 

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