Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[lovesmankind]

...

[Oh, is this an ellipses contest? Because he can do this all day.]

[fairbrook]

...10£......

[Going to regret this... Well it's for a good cause, right?]

[unhealing]

[What. No!!!]

Sir Hellsing—!

[fairbrook]

Madam, I can assure you that your husband is in capable hands.

[For murder. And it's not like Integra will contest the bid unless the bidder is, of course, Claudia.]

[unhealing]

That isn't...!

[Well, Integra, you've left her no choice.]

T-twenty!

[Why are you doing this to her. She thought you were bros.]

[fairbrook]

[THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, CLAUDIA.]

30£.

[unhealing]

[LOOK AT THE FACE SHE IS MAKING. YOU ARE MAKING HER MAKE THIS FACE.]

Thirty...five?

[fairbrook]

40£.

[Keep on telling yourself this is for a good cause, Integra.]

[lovesmankind]

[What is even going on here?]

I would ask you to leave my wife in peace.

[fairbrook]

You mistake me Father, that is the point.

[Let her stab you, Kirei and die trying.]

[lovesmankind]

Do I?

You don't seem to realize that this is distressing her, then. She is a frail woman, and her well-being is very important to me. I will not allow her to be taunted with this--bidding.

[Yeah, who's the mean one here, Integra?]

[fairbrook]

[Going to attempt to reverse the role here, are you? Sorry Kirei, she can see right through you.]

Let me reiterate, I'm certain your wife could use the night off.

[Or an eternity.]

Or perhaps, you'd like to explain why my subordinate found you plastered in your own wife's blood.

[Oh she's going there.]