Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Claudia Kotomine

[(Anonymous)]

Someone please get this young woman away from the terror and mischief that is her house.

Those who give off an air of evil need not apply.

[darlingdraculina]

....ONE HUNDRED.

[Gotta save Claudia.]

[fairbrook]

200£.

[She's helping.]

[unhealing]

W-wait, hold on, weren't you just...?!

[She is so confused.]

[wright_idea]

[...Part of me wants to bid, but the words are getting stuck in my throat.]

[missleadingquestions]

250. On behalf of Nick, of course.

[What? If you have something to say, you should say it out loud. Maya can act as a good enough speaker.]

[wright_idea]

M-MAYA!

[I don't wanna freak her out more than I already have!]

[missleadingquestions]

What? We're helping.

[fairbrook]

300£, on behalf of Mr. Wright.

[Are we seriously bidding for the same cause?]

[missleadingquestions]

320.

[Sure are.]

[fairbrook]

350£.

[To ward off the rest of the potential bidders, ofc.]

[missleadingquestions]

375.

[You're becoming her favourite, Integra.]

[wright_idea]

[...I don't want to deny that in the slightest, and yet somehow I'm not sure that's actually the case.]

Helping WHO?

[missleadingquestions]

The city! And her! And you!

[Get with the program, Nick!]

[wright_idea]

Okay, two out of three of those things might be true...

[I really don't see how it's HELPING me to assist in committing adultery no matter HOW horrible the other guy is.]

[missleadingquestions]

It's just a date, you old man.

I mean, even friends can have dates.

[Not everyone is Larry.]

[lovesmankind]

I don't need to bid, I have God's blessing, an offer none can match.

I will not permit my wife to be made a mockery of.

s2g this is a joke reply don't even worry

[missleadingquestions]

Need not apply

[lovesmankind]

[He's not even worried, he knows his wife loves him best.]

I see no better offers.

[missleadingquestions]

I think she can decide.

[Sorry Maya but Claudia is not a strong Kurain woman who don't need no man]

[lovesmankind]

You well-intentioned people don't seem to realize that this is distressing her, and I am concerned for my wife's health.

Of course she can decide, and she will always choose me.

[missleadingquestions]

It's just a date. Don't you go out with friends sometimes?

[Cheery cheery cheery.]

[lovesmankind]

No.

[Unless you count Gilgamesh as a friend and destroying things as going out.. but they're not exactly "friends".]

[missleadingquestions]

Well aren't you boring.

[lovesmankind]

I have other interests. I am devoted to my wife, and my faith.

If you believe that is boring, you are welcome to think so.