Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[missleadingquestions]

What? We're helping.

[fairbrook]

300£, on behalf of Mr. Wright.

[Are we seriously bidding for the same cause?]

[missleadingquestions]

320.

[Sure are.]

[fairbrook]

350£.

[To ward off the rest of the potential bidders, ofc.]

[missleadingquestions]

375.

[You're becoming her favourite, Integra.]

[fairbrook]

400£.

[They've got to do this, for Phoenix's sake anyway.]

[provenworth]

500 gil.

[Apparently Elena needs to jump in on this 'Save Claudia' train.]

Bunch of women bidding for the same purpose

[fairbrook]

600£.

[Well it is for a good cause, after all.]

Because we call care

[provenworth]

[Egad, that's high Integra.]

650

[fairbrook]

675£.

[Unfortunately, money is no object for Integra. This just means she gets unnecessarily competitive. She hates losing, after all even if it's for the same cause.]

[wright_idea]

[...I don't want to deny that in the slightest, and yet somehow I'm not sure that's actually the case.]

Helping WHO?

[missleadingquestions]

The city! And her! And you!

[Get with the program, Nick!]

[wright_idea]

Okay, two out of three of those things might be true...

[I really don't see how it's HELPING me to assist in committing adultery no matter HOW horrible the other guy is.]

[missleadingquestions]

It's just a date, you old man.

I mean, even friends can have dates.

[Not everyone is Larry.]

[wright_idea]

She IS married, you know. Pretty proudly, as a matter of fact.

[missleadingquestions]

So you can't go out to dinner with a friend when you get married?

[And honestly, Phoenix... She is a woman of her village.]

I don't see the big deal.

[wright_idea]

[...how do I explain to her how this is awkward without explaining, well, WHY it is awkward?]

It just feels weird, is all.

[missleadingquestions]

I think you're thinking too hard about it.

But I mean, there are a lot of dangerous people here, right? At least you're harmless. [That was almost a compliment!]

[wright_idea]

...Thanks?

[For some reason, that feels less like a compliment than was probably intended.]

[missleadingquestions]

See? so it's a better idea than letting someone else bid, right?

[wright_idea]

[Seeing as how I apparently lost this argument before it even started...]

...sure, whatever.