Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Elena

[(Anonymous)]

Blonde hair. Hazel eyes. One hell of a martial artist and deadly with a firearm. Did I mention she is stunning in a three piece suit?

[provenworth]

....You have to be kidding me.

[She's staring at you Reno James Rufus whoever you are.]

[fairbrook]

20£.

[Well... she seems interesting. Cannot be any worse than some of the other bids she's made tonight.]

[unit_202]

[A little quick mental currency conversion, and...]

For Elena?

$100.

[morethanpasta]

110!

Elena is nice and pretty and I like her a lot.

[unit_202]

[Sorry Feli, you're cute, but...]

120! [She grins.] Me, too.

[morethanpasta]

[Look at this little face, it is a Stubborn Face. Usually reserved for pasta and siesta.]

130! She can fix windows.

[unit_202]

[202 will blow that stubborn little face a kiss before she outbids him, then.]

150! She's essentially the only person I can go shooting with here. That is priceless.

[morethanpasta]

But you can go shooting with her on any day! I don't get to go on a date with a pretty girl on any day.

[Gotta prove who is the lover in heaven! For Italian honor!]

200!

[unit_202]

Somebody as handsome as you shouldn't have any trouble getting pretty girls to go on a date with him-- And how do you know that shooting wouldn't be a date, hmm?

[Easy there tiger, nobody was even talking about going that far! YET]

250.

[morethanpasta]

I can get dates! The girls like me! [As a little brother. Sob.]

280! Shooting can't be a proper date!

[unit_202]

300! Shooting is a perfect start to a date.

[Her turn to pout, now.]

[morethanpasta]

Is not! You start a perfect date with chocolates and flowers and with yummy pasta!

I bet you won't even make her pasta. 320.

[unit_202]

I... Hmm. Well, I can't cook.

[She looks a little dejected.]

Maybe you really would do better than I would.

[provenworth]

..........

[What is this even. Don't you two ever stop! Never!]

[lookingforhead]

¥35000

[morethanpasta]

[Uwah! He had never meant to make 02 sad. Oh look, and suddenly there are two dejected competitors.]

Do you really truly want to go on a date with Elena? [He tilts his head to the side.] Not just because it would be fun but because you like her?

[unit_202]

I... Ah... Well, I mean to say...

[Awkward werewolf is awkward.]

She's just such a special lady...

[morethanpasta]

[He tries to keep from squealing, he truly does, but not even a hand slapped over his mouth manages to stifle the sound.]

Ve~! 02 is in love! [He bounces on his heels.] You should have told me! I'm going to help you have the very best date!

[unit_202]

[Oh my god Feli what are you even]

I-- what? Wait, what? I never said anything of the sort!

I just... Respect her a great deal, and like to spend time with her. That's all!

[morethanpasta]

You like to spend time with her because you're in lo~ve! [Singsong voice, bright smile, bouncing, nope, this is one determined nation that won't be convinced otherwise. But hey, he is heroically refraining from dancing around. This is him sacrificing himself for your dignity, 02.]

It's alright. [Nod nod nod.] You can tell me. I'm a romantic nation!

[unit_202]

Which is why you're reading so much into this. [She's not blushing. Nope. No.]

Can't I just want to spend a day with a friend?

[morethanpasta]

[Thinking... thinking...]

No! Because you are in love with her. [He beams, as if he had just revealed some grand secret.] You're blushing and that means I'm right!

[scribbled in next to the ad]

[desertedchateau]

Also she has good taste in liquor, if that's your thing.