Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[betteroffdead]

I'm sorry this happened to you.

You deserve better.

[fearsnothing]

I'd say I've been rather lucky so far.

[betteroffdead]

I would... Well, this entire affair is of course ridiculous. But I would bid on you to save you the disgrace of a terrible date.

[fearsnothing]

Your kindness is overwhelming.

[betteroffdead]

Thank you.

[fearsnothing]

Don't you have bids to place elsewhere?

[betteroffdead]

No. I refuse to encourage the foolishness.

It is bad enough that I have been entered.

[fearsnothing]

I know. What terrible fate has been bestowed upon you.

[ That's only half-sarcasm. ]

[betteroffdead]

There is a woman. She has been encouraged by Sirius. I suspect she wants to dye my hair again.

[fearsnothing]

Godspeed. You'll look dashing, I'm sure.

[betteroffdead]

Is there any particular reason you are being vile today?

[fearsnothing]

I'm not. But as you can see, I am in the same position as you. There isn't much I can do to rectify that for you, really.

[betteroffdead]

It is an unfortunate situation for both of us. We could minimize the damage.

[fearsnothing]

How so?

[betteroffdead]

Well, if were to buy another...

[fearsnothing]

I'm not sure that's entirely possible. And why would I bid on you in the first place?

[ BECAUSE YOU LIKE HIM maybe ]

[betteroffdead]

Because it is a good deal! [He glares faintly, well, now he's insulted. Why would she not want to bid on him?] It would spare both of us the humiliation of terrible dates.

[fearsnothing]

You almost make it seem as if we're made for one another. What guarantees we couldn't have perfectly good dates otherwise?

[betteroffdead]

Are you trying to tell me you would rather be dating one of the buffoons in this city? If that is the case don't let me stop you.

[fearsnothing]

Are you trying to tell me you'd rather I wasn't. Why, I'm curious.

[betteroffdead]

I would rather you weren't part of the auction at all. I don't like to see you for sale like chattel.

1/3

[fearsnothing]

[ !! ]

2/3

[fearsnothing]

You...

3/3

[fearsnothing]

That is more than I expected to hear from you.

[betteroffdead]

Alice...

You deserve better.