Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

holy shit baby girl daddy does NOT approve

[betteroffdead]

You didn't.

Please tell me you didn't.

hahahaha

[cl0ckwork]

i did
its for a good cause!

[betteroffdead]

You can't put yourself up for sale like a... like a loose girl!

[cl0ckwork]

i think youre overreacting a little bit aristeo
:p
its just to fund the obelisks repair work its not like im going to get human married or something

[betteroffdead]

...

You would better not!

You are far too young to go on dates.

[Says the man who was married at her age.]

[cl0ckwork]

please im not that young!
you dont have to worry that much i guarantee it

[betteroffdead]

If you end up being forced to entertain a lecherous cretin all evening, don't say I didn't warn you.

[cl0ckwork]

gosh youre overreacting!
besides i know you wouldnt let that happen
neither would my friends
not even i would let it happen!
whatever a lecherous cretin is

[betteroffdead]

Whatever young gentleman wins your hand for the evening, do remind him that I have a zombie, will you?

[betteroffdead]

and remind him that he wins the evening, not the night

[holy hell but it is too early to worry about this he never even got go suffer through the Terrible Twos]

[cl0ckwork]

what if its a girl?
do the rules still apply?

[betteroffdead]

Yes. They still apply. Stop asking ridiculous questions.