Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Ishimaru Kiyotaka | Dangan Ronpa

[(Anonymous)]

Ever wanted a man that can walk around in knee-high boots all day, and still find the time to educate and help everyone around him? Don't be fooled by the uniform, this Hall Monitor is hiding a little secret (http://lpix.org/471141/037-sauna.png) that's bound to leave every lady in the room begging for more! Trust me when I tell you that he'll know if you've been naughty...

[threesecondslate]

[ LEMONGRAB NOISES IN THE DISTANCE. ]

[sharpiewielder]

Whoa, jesus shit dude.

You are absurdly ripped.

[threesecondslate]

A mere side-result of maintaining a healthy and functional body!

Though I'm afraid I don't see the appeal in showing it out to the public. Without consent that's simply unacceptable!!

[sharpiewielder]

YOU'RE LIKE TWELVE YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING THIS RIPPED

[threesecondslate]

EXCUSE ME I'M NOT TWELVE THAT IS AN INACCURATE OBSERVATION

WHY IS THERE AN ISSUE

[sharpiewielder]

OKAY THEN LIKE FOURTEEN
THATS OLD ENOUGH FOR HIGHSCHOOL RIGHT
HOW OLD DO YOU NEED TO BE FOR SUPER-HIGHSCHOOL???

[threesecondslate]

IT'S NOT SUPER-HIGHSCHOOL IT'S HOPE'S PEAK ACADEMY
AND FOR THE RECORD I WILL BE TURNING 17 IN TWO MONTHS TIME.

[sharpiewielder]

SO LIKE I SAID
YOU'RE LIKE TWELVE

[threesecondslate]

I AM NOT TWELVE I'M SIXTEEN

I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO HARD TO GRASP

[alwaysimpure]

...Merlin's balls, what the hell do they feed you?

[threesecondslate]

The only one who dictates what I eat is myself! To keep a healthy body, a low-carbohydrates and high protein diet will often work best!

[alwaysimpure]

Is that muggle speech for ridiculous muscle potion?

[threesecondslate]

Muggle?

What it stands for is a diet that avoids fattening substances while providing the right nutrients and vitamins necessary to bodily function!

[alwaysimpure]

So how much do you lift?

[threesecondslate]

Always two hours each day, after the morning jog!

[desertedchateau]

And that's what training and discipline will earn you with enough work. You should be at least a little more proud, Ishimaru.

[threesecondslate]

It's nonsensical!

I train and discipline myself to live a more fruitful life, not to be used as a pretense to put me up for an illicit auction!

[desertedchateau]

Who said anything about illicit? [Ignoring how the ad's worded. IGNORING IT.] It can be as g-rated and cute as you'd like. You're the one going on the date, not the person who nominated you.

Re: Ishimaru Kiyotaka | Dangan Ronpa

[cl0ckwork]

[ whoa

Ishimaru ]

[cl0ckwork]

oh!
good luck!

[threesecondslate]

I don't mean to be rude but there is nothing to get lucky with!

My principles are at stake! I do hope no one is folly enough to dare and bid!!

[cl0ckwork]

im not sure that can be helped though
hum
well if anyone bids and you need help i can bid for you ok?
but we dont have to go on a date or anything

[threesecondslate]

It doesn't have to be a date! A simple outing between friends serves to build mutual trust and a bigger spirit of camaraderie!

[cl0ckwork]

that sounds great!
i agree wholeheartedly
:D